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I don't think Toady would like me to write a chapter of DF slash fiction, so what I post here will be heavily censored.
Merlin. Eldritch Abominations are like, "Whoa, it's Merlin. I ain't talkin' no shit on Merlin."
No Corai. California is so liberal they resist your liberal.
I am giving nothing to the bee-raped, kobold loving, swing-state taking pedophile that is Corai.
PROFECTI ERITIS TALIS CIVILIS ET IMMOTUS UT VOS ERRAMINI IN ITER PER HAEC FABULA.
Behold the price of disobediance