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Author Topic: You are Link! Its Majora's Mask All Over Again!(formerly You are Gannondorf)  (Read 3886 times)

The Master

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2012, 03:50:08 pm »

You search for your trident, but realize that the hero must have taken it.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

Tersr

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2012, 03:54:59 pm »

Leave this continent and try to find something that improves the quality of soil.
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Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.

Coolnesstod

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2012, 03:55:31 pm »

Growl loudly and then Hire 10 Assassins to go hunt down the hero.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2012, 03:56:32 pm »

Go to you're magic thing that you use to revive/reincarnate bosses
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It's FEF, not FEOF

The Master

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2012, 04:06:10 pm »

You growl loudly, and hire ten trained assassins to kill the hero, who's still knocked out at this point and doesn't need to be assassinated at the moment. After this, you go to your conveniently-located device that revives all the various bosses and mini-bosses and activate it. All of sudden, you're struck with the sudden urge to become a hippie and decide to leave the continent to find something that makes the soil grow crops better.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

UltraValican

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2012, 04:07:04 pm »

Find the hero and take his sword. And his hat...
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Furtuka

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2012, 04:08:14 pm »

Fiddle with the device and see if you can summon a sword or something with it

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Coolnesstod

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2012, 04:09:34 pm »

Snap out of hippie mode and grab your foot and try to hop all the way to The hero and steal all of his items, except for his pants.
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2012, 04:17:33 pm »

You snap out of your Hippie trance and self-destruct the blimp you were about to get on. You then look for the hero. You find the ten assassins' corpses lying in circle formation. The hero is missing. You run back to the castle to try and summon a sword or something, but the young hero gets in your way.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

freeformschooler

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2012, 04:30:15 pm »

>Cast an evil spell to send him into an alternate timeline.
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Furtuka

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2012, 04:39:45 pm »

Warlock punch his face
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Aklyon

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #26 on: February 20, 2012, 05:05:27 pm »

Theres only one N, dangit! Not two!
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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #27 on: February 20, 2012, 05:17:54 pm »

>Backwards GANNON BAN Aklyon
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The Master

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You "Warlock" punch Link in the face, then use a spell to send Link to an alternate timeline.

AND THEN THE THREAD CHANGES FOCUS TO LINK!

Link finds himself lying in the middle of a town. For some reason, he knows that he's no longer in Hyrule, but instead in Termina, an alternative-reality version of Hyrule. A man walks by him, grins like a pedophile, and yells "WELCOME TO CLOCK TOWN!!" at the top of his lungs. The man procedes to walk away, slit a man's throat, and then run off. Link slowly gets off the ground, feeling sore all over the place.
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

Tersr

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Re: You are Gannondorf!
« Reply #29 on: February 20, 2012, 08:14:21 pm »

Check items on hand and find the bankteller.
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Shooting something made of a semi hard metal with no organs is a fucking stupid idea anyway.
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