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Gotdamnmiracle

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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #195 on: February 26, 2012, 02:53:30 am »
Quote from: MaskedMiner on February 26, 2012, 02:41:34 am
So anyone had same thought as me as why his title is "Awe Inspiring Distraction"?

I think monsters are impressed by his mark of the manhood  :P

Because the mosters are working toward one goal but he is a distraction to that goal. What is all the effort for?! World peace?
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Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #196 on: February 26, 2012, 04:10:57 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 25, 2012, 02:55:18 pm
Earwig, everything you've done thusfar has been brilliant. Please don't change something, especially not to please the sensibilities of people who get off on talking about how other people play games the 'wrong' way. The camp-metal caveman route was the perfect way to handle this story, and IMO you should not divert from it. Looking forward to the next update. :))
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #197 on: February 26, 2012, 09:52:35 am »
"my name is trolly mctroll, slayer of...

you're naked?...

is that your...?

damn, what's that thing's [RELSIZE]?!

...

could we possibly do this another time? i'm feeling a bit distracted...
i've got a few +<<-loincloths->>+ lying around, don't you want to try and find something that fits you?"
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #198 on: February 26, 2012, 04:19:46 pm »
Yeah, what's the [RELSIZE] on Vanod's balls?
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #199 on: February 26, 2012, 04:36:56 pm »

Quote from: Thecard on February 26, 2012, 04:19:46 pm
Yeah, what's the [RELSIZE] on Vanod's balls?
He needs to get a backpack so he can carry them properly, instead of leaving a double rut in the ground behind him.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #200 on: February 27, 2012, 12:06:18 am »
Quote from: Thecard on February 26, 2012, 04:19:46 pm
Yeah, what's the [RELSIZE] on Vanod's balls?

If they ever fly off in an arc, a new island will appear on the worldmap.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #201 on: February 27, 2012, 01:31:13 am »
LOL, that last one, just. I'm going to have to remember that.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #202 on: February 27, 2012, 01:42:49 am »
Quote from: Earwig on February 27, 2012, 01:31:13 am
LOL, that last one, just. I'm going to have to remember that.

for the love of all that is decent, feel free to skip that illustration.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #203 on: February 27, 2012, 01:48:25 am »
Quote from: Weirdsound on February 27, 2012, 01:42:49 am
Quote from: Earwig on February 27, 2012, 01:31:13 am
LOL, that last one, just. I'm going to have to remember that.

for the love of all that is decent, feel free to skip that illustration.

Hey! It makes sense! Reason why Vanod has killed everyone so far is that they are distracted! And reason they awe is that he has bigger equipment than cyclopses/giant monsters/whatever! That is something that is very hard to hide! :P
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #204 on: February 27, 2012, 04:19:58 am »
Posting to watch...

...the thread, not Vanod's balls...
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #205 on: February 27, 2012, 04:28:37 am »
Posting to watch.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #206 on: February 27, 2012, 06:47:01 am »
We are not worthy orz
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Thank you for providing a pleasant reading experience. It's like a fun well-illustrated novella, but more interesting because you know the world already. Please don't mind the people who aren't polite. Pay them no mind at all. Pretend like they don't exist when writing, if it's okay.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #207 on: February 27, 2012, 01:39:57 pm »
Great thread, I'm really getting enjoyment out of it, your writing style, and your artwork.
On another note, I suppose his "Awe-Inspiring Distraction" is the reason Heather fell in love with him?

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Aw crap, you DID warn us to keep our minds out of the refuse stockpile.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #208 on: February 27, 2012, 09:15:54 pm »
Quote from: Heroictomb on February 27, 2012, 12:06:18 am
Quote from: Thecard on February 26, 2012, 04:19:46 pm
Yeah, what's the [RELSIZE] on Vanod's balls?

If they ever fly off in an arc, a new island will appear on the worldmap.

That... makes a surprisingly good creation myth.  It's like a dirtier version of Finn McCumhail and the Isle of Man.   And we all know the more references to junk the better, when it's a creation myth.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #209 on: February 28, 2012, 12:15:25 am »
That sounds like the worst kind of evil weather.
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