NRDL [4+0=0]
You spin around and grab Gangpoor by the throat squeezing until his very essence is squeezed out of him and soaks into your skin, within seconds you are covered in scales, have a sudden dislike for penguins, and have strange urges to commit polygamist acts. Gangpoor then proceeds to kick you in the nether regions. [6] His foot changes into a gigantic mallet as he swings it up and you attempt to move out of the way, [3+0=3] but only manage to move a centimeter of two and take most of the blow.
OW.
+2 presence -3 presenceFlintus10 [4+1=5]
You crank up the volume up to eleven and soon every man woman and child on the moon can hear the glory of your RAWK! You begin to move into an epic solo, but suddenly there is a loud thump behind you…
Approval raised by 4%Empfan [6+0=6]
You execute a perfect somersault off of the statue and spin-kick Jives’s drummer from his seat sending him flying to the Moon below. Jives spins around to face you and, your face being projected over every screen on the moon, you proclaim: “Rick Jives, you have offended the Buddha, and so you shall face him in a duel to first blood!”
Jives looks up at you and pushes his glasses up with two fingers, grinning, “Reverend Funk accepts my man! Let’s get our groove on!”
You nod in response and jump back onto the statue which then reveals the fact that it is actually a gigantic jade mecha. Standing over twenty times Jive’s height you look down upon him and, the statue imitating your expression, raise him a challenging eyebrow.
Jives grins and strums his guitar rising up into the air on the power of RAWK [2+0=2] for all of two seconds and then falls back down to the stage. Still determined, Jives looks up at his opponent and grins preparing a…
Megaman [2+1=3]
You run a Parade right into the capitalistic guitar-players concert, hammer and sickle banners flying as your loyal followers fly on either side of your Moon-yacht. Unfortunately his concert is no longer a concert; it is now a battle field.
Which you are now sitting in the middle of.
TCM [5+0=5]
You leap back from Forts and reveal a hidden button in the hilt of your blade which brings screens around the arena to life displaying the propaganda which, with the push of that button, is now playing on every commercial break all over the Moon. Hideous videos of Franks Forts yelling forth all sorts of biased, judgmental hate casts a light over the arena.
Forts gazes up at them and then renews his assault on you [5+1=0] his shining blade swoops down in an arc towards your head [3+1=4] and you nearly dodge out of its way, but it bites into the skin of your upper arm.
Frank Forts has lost 2 presence Ruthia Khan has lost 1Rick Jive:
Presence=9
Confident, possesses the Shades of Kamina, Beard of Seneca, and Guitar of Edge.
Approval:64%
Frank Forts:
Presence=7
Confident, now possesses the aid of the Moon itself in combat.
Approval:48%
Space Lenin
Presence=9
Is suspicious of Leone and now slightly scared by. Slightly disheartened by the lack of response from the unions. Slightly nervous.
Approval:57%
Leone Sprovosky
Presence=19
Is no longer concerned with Space Lenin, now too busy battling a very incompetent lizard-man, is shining with the glory of a thousand suns.
Approval:66%
Ruthia Khan
Presence=8
Confident but slightly shaken
Approval:47%
Jack Scott
Presence=14
Is charged with the power of the Baby Buddha, extremely confident, extremely annoyed with Rick Jives.
Approval:69%
I'm not even going to bother saying when I'll update next, because the moment I do everything's going to get dumped on me again and my data is going to get gobbled up somehow.
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