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Author Topic: You are the Player  (Read 4496 times)

maxicaxi

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Re: You are the Player
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2011, 03:06:07 am »

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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

Cthulhu

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Re: You are the Player
« Reply #46 on: February 28, 2012, 12:35:19 pm »

After an interminable moment of abject silence, the DM begins again.

"Come, travellers.  Come, and I will weave a tale of swords, sorcery, and steam.  A tale fraught with peril, but also opportunity.  A tale told and retold through the ages...

You begin your adventure on the deck of the great flying steamship --"

Luke begins to speak gnarled words not heard since the Age of Mystery, dripping with black rhetorical ichor. 

gor'guul malikat baar, helkimat kuulimat ur --

"Fucking fine, Luke.  Fine.  No more steampunk, we'll just play fantasy."

It's no longer steampunk.
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Shoes...

Kadzar

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Re: You are the Player
« Reply #47 on: February 28, 2012, 01:11:47 pm »

So we'll just have to use a lightning-enchanted lute, as TherosPherae suggested back in June. Is there any more input you need?
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Cerol Lenslens

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Re: You are the Player
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2012, 07:46:41 pm »

'Forget' to remove the tesla guitar from our character sheet. Pencil "Is from the future" into our background notes. If Luke can't handle a little steampunk, then steampunk he shall get.
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"I've got a plan, hear me out on this one... I want to almost murder you."
"Boy, sure wish as Queen of the entire realm I had somebody to help me out with this. Advisor, tutor, anyone who knows what the hell they're looking at really.

Alas, the life of a Queen is a lonely one. Do the things with the whatsit."
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