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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - It shudders and begins to move  (Read 2192932 times)

stormtemplar

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1485 on: May 18, 2012, 09:24:09 pm »

I console myself with the fact that using hammers as our signature weapon would be even dumber. I don't even know if you CAN kill a spawn with a hammer in any reasonable amount of time.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1486 on: May 18, 2012, 09:37:26 pm »

Wow genesis to death in one easy season, huh? Okay then. As long as Dorf!Niccolo goes out drunkenly punching the shit out of clowns/spawn, it's aaaaaall good.

And hilarious.

Also, it turns out that I kinda suck at rhyming. But here goes, my first entry as Fortress Historian:

Stenelzarustuth, Year 200

Deep within the sombre woods
Where blood falls from the sky like rain
The sounds of digging are in concert
as foolish Dwarves seek to hide from pain

Seven they came from fortresses safe
to make a nascent home in the mud
knew well they thought of the crises to come
But this mistake would be writ in blood

The place came to be called Stenelzarustuth
As the leader did sneeze upon uttering the name
But lo and behold was 'Spearbreakers' born
So would spears stand against those who came

Led were they by one called Splint
Who saw fit to name himself the o'erseer
So to build a haven against the darkness,
He swore to lead them by pick and spear

Charred flesh could be smell'd from all the soil
Deter them not did this most foul of scents
The gems and the ore were a well-earned prize
And to flee this bounty would they be incensed.

The  green month came, bearing seven dwarves
Foolish, hardy and yet a boon were they
But among them was a terror to behold
A master of war and the Master his name

The bravest sons of Spearbreakers trained
They earned the name of Families of Laboring
By the score did ravens fall to wooden pikes
Truly, they were a credit to their schooling

The soldiers itched with the lust of battle
Yet only thieves and merchants came to their home
Yet ov'r the horizon did strange things stir
Terrifying visages of stretched skin and bone

Blood would flow soon enough for the dwarves
'Twould be as the sky predicted with tears
But foolish dwarves bade not care to their dreams
So would come the greatest test of their spears.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2012, 10:31:15 pm by Niccolo »
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1487 on: May 18, 2012, 10:43:25 pm »

mitch did you dworf me yet?
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1488 on: May 18, 2012, 10:50:33 pm »

+100000000 Internets for the poem.

i vote they are collected and published elsewhere two.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1489 on: May 19, 2012, 12:07:14 am »

Can I get dwarfed as a Speardwarf Mitch?

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1490 on: May 19, 2012, 12:41:41 am »

Painbrushturkey is an axedwarf, ThatAussieGuy is a marksdwarf (no spears, all the pikes were taken).

I'll probably Begin tonight, or tomorrow.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1491 on: May 19, 2012, 01:02:37 am »

Awww, why did I get any internets? My Haikus were better  :P
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1492 on: May 19, 2012, 04:04:09 am »

Well, since I have a hundred million or so I guess I could spare you a few.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1493 on: May 19, 2012, 07:13:02 am »

Man I love this group of players.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1494 on: May 19, 2012, 10:01:07 am »

Y'know, I just took a sojourn into the Suggestions area. That place is like a nightmare populated by bay12's version of the whiny pre-teens of the Xbox Live network.

Splint, I have a newfound appreciation of your simple love of our amusing antics and alarming ability at apocalypsing. Goddamn I love this place (Okay, only most of it).
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I have issues channeling it properly to do that method. I end up flooding the fortress with magma.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1495 on: May 19, 2012, 10:38:20 am »

They start the size of chickens. And as adults are massive monstrocities that can trash skyscrapers.
Oh, and Megaspawn as semi-megabeasts. Imaginea spawn, and then make it the size of a small house.


This is exciting.  Much !!Fun!! shall be had by all.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1496 on: May 19, 2012, 11:12:27 am »

Wow. :o I'm out for a day and already 5 new pages? This thread is moving insanely fast...

Having keyboard issues - my laptop keyboard has appeared to have finally gone out (I've only had it for 2.5 years :( ) and I had to come up with a ridiculous jury-rigged set-up which allows me to hook up an old PS2 keyboard (you know, circular plug) because I lack any USB keyboards. It works, but it's annoying. :P


Mitch, quote seconded - I laughed and it got quite a bit of attention anyway. Congrats for making Post 2, Stormtemplar. :)

I'm really interested (and concerned) about what you're doing, Mitch... lol   If you send the demons up to the surface and they don't manage to kill that necromancer, we're screwed... :P Undead demons wouldn't be fun at all. Oh, and demons surviving in general would be pretty bad... lol   But it would be awesome to say Spearbreakers invaded HFS, to get back at the demons below for converting Sankis, Nemo and Holistic Detective to their cause. A sort of revenge, in a way...


Stormtemplar, awesome haikus. :) I'd come up with some, but I'm not really that funny, I think. lol   Plus, I think there's another word for haikus meant to be funny... But I can't remember it.

Niccolo, that was pretty good. You're not as bad as you think, in my opinion. That poem could've gone on quite a bit longer without decreasing in quality, I'm betting. Lol at how you said the fortress was named because Splint sneezed while speaking. :D

As per Asaheru's request, links to all poetry is in the second post now. :)


EDIT:

Terrahex: As to Joseph, I see him as evil. Talvi, in her regressed, childlike state, is a bit too innocent-minded to understand that there are evils in the world, especially an evil from someone she considers a friend - Joseph. The necromancer she fully believed was an ally, simply because he could (as she believed) resurrect dead creatures, which marked him as something of an old, good, wise wizard in her eyes. If you noted, in one of her earlier journal entries she mentioned Joseph wanted access to the fortress's security systems - perhaps to shut them down, perhaps to look them over and see what could be done to bypass them - who knows. But it was included as if he was requesting it with darker intentions in mind.
Then again, it's just as possible he was wanting to look at the security systems with the idea of upgrading them. :P

As to how she came across Jospeh in the first place... I have no idea. :\ Perhaps she doesn't even know. Or perhaps it came along in something Mr Frog brought - or perhaps it (the tablet, or hologram, or whatever) arrived quite the same way that he did - from the future of an alternate dimension, through the work of Parasol (I always get the feeling that what they do ought to be illegal, lol). She might have come across it some other way - do what you think is best. lol   I always tried to leave a "fill in the blank" air of mystery around the entire affair.

Joseph's identity could be Mr Frog's old archenemy from his dimension (to be technical it's more of an alternate universe, but enh)... Or perhaps someone farther along the line trying to stop Mr Frog from advancing dwarven technology. Perhaps he has good intentions and is trying to keep Spearbreaker's from its untimely end. Or maybe even something else... But I'm pretty sure he's from the future. That much I'm sure of.

However it is, I think Talvi sees Joseph in the same way that one would see an imaginary friend. She believes no one else can see him, but also in her mind he's real enough to justify his existence - to her. I doubt that she believes anyone else could see him, and it would probably come as a pretty big surprise.


Mr Frog - is this anywhere close to as far as you were planning on taking it? lol
« Last Edit: May 19, 2012, 11:32:43 am by Talvieno »
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1497 on: May 19, 2012, 12:35:02 pm »

Long post huh? ah well.
lets see if we can survive this before becoming insane raving lunatics, also known as dwarves.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1498 on: May 19, 2012, 12:54:42 pm »

Mitch is planning to invade hell, and our soldiers are fine with it. What does that tell you?

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #1499 on: May 19, 2012, 12:59:24 pm »

That THIS. IS. pause for dramatic effect...
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