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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - SEQUEL UNDERWAY. POST THERE INSTEAD.  (Read 1377504 times)

Talvieno

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6645 on: November 27, 2012, 05:40:10 pm »

Thanks, Lolfail. =)

I'm completely burned out from working on the PDF, so I'm going to get off for a while and attempt to recover.

edit: I misspelled "attempt" and missed it when I proofread. wow.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 09:20:41 pm by Talvieno »
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The Master

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6646 on: November 27, 2012, 09:34:52 pm »

1st of Felsite:

HOLY SHIT! Literally as I write, a giant fucking skinless dinosaur with a armok-damned trunk with horrible bad breath is rampaging down in the mines!

3rd of Felsite:
I think it's safe to say that it's secure down there, but holy shit, if it wasn't for that impossible to find door, we'd all be dead!

4th of Felsite:
Catten Idathavuz has been taken by a fey mood! How do I know this? Because you fuckers keep telling me!

9th of Felsite: You know, I've been thinking. Why is Splint called Splint if he's not wearing a Splint? Could perhaps be because he's working in cohoots with the Elves and that's actually his codename and his real name is Vlad Vladicov and is planning to turn us all into tiny tree people who wash the elf overlord's feet every night and day because they never wear shoes or socks?! Or maybe his real name is something so absurd that the metagods themselves changed his name to spare him from a life of eternal shame and sorrowful widows and CARNAGE!

15th of Felsite:
I THINK PRECIOUS IS SICK! He keeps sneezing and telling me the most absurd things, like that we're all actually in a strange thing I've never heard of called a "Computer" and that we're just variables inside a "Program"! He also told me that a giant toad created the "Program"!  I think I'll take him to Mr. Frog to see what he has to say about this nonsense! Oh, maybe this Toad is Mr. Frog's brother or father or sister or dad or wife or mom or cousin or collage roommate from ten years ago!

20th of Felsite:
CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!
CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!
CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!
CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!
CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!CARNAGE!

21st of Felsite:
I went for a walk recently with Fuffy, my magical flying panda butler, and told me a lovely story! He told me that "On the 15th of Felsite, in the jungle of Nool, that an elephant named Horton heard a small noise! He looked and he looked, but he could see nothing there but a small speck of dust blowing past through the air! He grabbed the dust speck and CLOBBERED IT AND TOLD IT TO NEVER FUCKING SPEAK EVER AGAIN BECAUSE DUST SPECKS DON'T HAVE MOUTHS! He then boiled it in peanut oil and jumped into a lava lake from ten thousand feet high in the sky!" What a beautiful story that was. It sounded so familiar too!

27th of Felsite:
a large amount blood, tears, and lots of mucus completely cover this entry.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 10:09:07 pm by The Master »
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

Lolfail0009

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6647 on: November 27, 2012, 09:50:57 pm »

...Hold me, anyone who's not the Master...

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6648 on: November 27, 2012, 09:53:59 pm »

...Hold me, anyone who's not the Master...

Mama? Is that you? Hold me mama...
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6649 on: November 27, 2012, 09:58:56 pm »

4th Felsite, 210. Intermittant Entry.

The Master has been... Getting worse lately. Granted I scrawl on the walls of my tomb to keep the voices away but he's been talking to himself, and claimed I'm an elf spy (The nerve of that.. I beat thier fucking diplomat to death and he calls me a spy? MY HAMMER IS MADE OF FUCKING ROCK.) Er... Calm down Splint.

I've nominated Fischer, as our champion, to deal with the monster roaming around the mines, or barring her, Paintbrush as most senior officer after her of comparable skill. Both have bested worse things than some entitled Pterosaur with an elephantine trunk for a face that spouts obscenities and halitosis. I may have been imagining the obscenities though.


-Following is an image of a hammer swinging at a skull with pointy ears and a burning tree-


And I believe we need a new entry as this seems to be what the master's journals are....

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6650 on: November 27, 2012, 10:32:10 pm »

The following was found scrawled on the door to Mr. Frog's bedroom.

Oakily dokily boys and girls, theres a toy, a toy for turls,
I widdle I tittle I put it in there, and guess what girls it's a giant bear! It came out one day and said hello!
I took my fist from my fistful of jello, I put inside it's little baby mouth, it looked at me and smiled aloud!
it said "That's great! This is tasty and fun! So look over here, I have my big crossbow! he grabbed it and grooped it and put it in me and I said "Oh great, now I die for thee"
it pulled the trigger and blew off my head, now I'm on the floor, I'm on the floor dead.

WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T MY POETRY DOOR!!
« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 10:36:29 pm by The Master »
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

Reudh

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6651 on: November 27, 2012, 10:38:35 pm »

The Master makes me glad Reudh is currently away.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6652 on: November 27, 2012, 10:41:54 pm »

Lucky. I'm in his army.

Draconik_Sankis

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6653 on: November 27, 2012, 11:06:28 pm »

*Ensures his blast door is locked tight* *resumes his Mysterious Construction*

Master your scaring people, and Splint I Agree but add some of this http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperpoweredEvilSide
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6654 on: November 28, 2012, 03:28:46 am »

I just realized something I forgot to say through all of this. I WAS RIGHT! The Master did kill everyone, several times at that.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6655 on: November 28, 2012, 03:45:51 am »

Spoiler: Journal of Mr Frog (click to show/hide)

Yes, this is silly. Also, I can't remember what journal entry I'm on. Eep.


E: Oh, so The Master's actually required a savescum 3-4 times already? *manly tear* Please forgive me my transgressive assertations, O Carnageous One. I... I was ignorant.
« Last Edit: November 28, 2012, 04:06:54 am by Mr Frog »
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6656 on: November 28, 2012, 06:54:51 am »

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have two spears,
and one of them is going inside of you."
-"Wrong choice."
-Obscene poem found inscribed on a certain skulker's gravestone.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6657 on: November 28, 2012, 07:11:50 am »

The Master makes me glad Reudh is currently away.

Don't worry.  In keeping with the theme of hating you(r dwarf), I'm blaming you for this anyway.

I have my own song to add to the mad poetry slam going on here, but I don't have time to tell it now.
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Talvieno

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6658 on: November 28, 2012, 07:27:25 am »

Okay, so... The fourth wall has been broken. lol    I was going to have somebody from Parasol make references to Earth at some point, but this goes a lot farther... The Cuckoolander Was Right.

Tomio, not sure I get your poetry, but I do get that it's aimed at Vanya...
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6659 on: November 28, 2012, 07:38:27 am »

Egh, writing is tough. Hopefully this is good. And with that, I hand over control to Talvi! (Finally, sorry about the delays, Talvieno. You know the reason. :P)

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