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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
- 52 (72.2%)
We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
- 15 (20.8%)
I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
- 5 (6.9%)

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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - SEQUEL UNDERWAY. POST THERE INSTEAD.  (Read 1346450 times)

Corai

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8266 on: April 10, 2013, 08:57:57 pm »

Everyone is depressed. It's obviously a conspiracy.

Master, get your CARNAGE ready. I need a maniac to distract the FBI agents while I interrogate the president. He is clearly an alien who is trying to make everyone depressed because he feeds off of sadness.

Totally.

Corai Incorporated is not responsible for any injuries relating to facepalms, headdesks, and the such due to bad jokes. We are also not responsible for depression increasing or beginning due to bad jokes.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8267 on: April 10, 2013, 09:06:00 pm »

ALL HAIL KING SPLINT!
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8268 on: April 10, 2013, 09:18:46 pm »

Ok, this is officially one of the weirdest derails ever. Renaming the thread based on a seperate derail on how to improvise a flamethrower, and one of our members being diagnosed with depression.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8269 on: April 10, 2013, 09:19:20 pm »

Spearbreakers: A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania and Mugs
This made the TITLE??!!
But... but...
Did I just make...
THE ULTIMATE QUOTE??  :D

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8270 on: April 10, 2013, 09:20:59 pm »

Spearbreakers: A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania and Mugs
This made the TITLE??!!
But... but...
Did I just make...
THE ULTIMATE QUOTE??  :D
Yes. Yes you did.
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bp920091

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8271 on: April 10, 2013, 09:48:51 pm »

Yeah, in my spare time, i have finished reading the story... All of it.

All 560 pages of it...

Im ready to take a turn whenever.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8272 on: April 10, 2013, 11:45:04 pm »

Yeah, in my spare time, i have finished reading the story... All of it.

All 560 pages of it...

Im ready to take a turn whenever.

Unfortunately having read the entire thread now leaves you qualified as too insane to take a turn.  Yes, even by our standards.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8273 on: April 10, 2013, 11:55:06 pm »

Yeah, in my spare time, i have finished reading the story... All of it.

All 560 pages of it...

Im ready to take a turn whenever.

Unfortunately having read the entire thread now leaves you qualified as too insane to take a turn.  Yes, even by our standards.
Especially since he appears to be recieving stuff from 8 pages into the future. Maybe he knows if Splint ever finishes his turn. How 'bout it, bp?
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8274 on: April 10, 2013, 11:56:04 pm »

Do migrants ever come?

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8275 on: April 11, 2013, 02:28:47 am »

Oh, stop. Don't give him such a hard time. The continuity snarl is simply stretching its tendrils into real life.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8276 on: April 11, 2013, 03:00:54 am »

If R'lyeh and Gensokyo went to war, it might fix said continuity snarl. If only by making it so much worse that it wraps around on itself, resetting the Multiverse to the last known point of stability.

Just throwing ideas out there.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8277 on: April 11, 2013, 03:25:26 am »

resetting the Multiverse to the last known point of stability.
At last count, that was about 3.27 seconds before the Big Bang. Good luck with that.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8278 on: April 11, 2013, 03:32:10 am »

Do migrants ever come?


The future is hazy, but it is filled with epicness and raining blood

Migrants do come, but they come in the form of spawn.

The continuity snarl is simply stretching its tendrils into real life.


I did think that today was Thursday... when it was actually wednesday
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #8279 on: April 11, 2013, 03:39:19 am »

But it is Thursday!
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