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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
- 5 (6.5%)

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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - It shudders and begins to move  (Read 2197837 times)

Starweaver396

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9825 on: February 01, 2014, 09:04:41 pm »

Our enemies will have to wade through a carpet of pushy doom before they may face our warriors.

Carpet is right-
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...a limbless, headless, bloodless and mutilated dwarf torso that is nevertheless kept alive through benevolent faerie magicks. He is blind, helpless, and in excruciating pain, and yet does not die...
E: I should point out that this is all because of Starweaver giving me inspiration   Aren't you happy with yourself, Starweaver?

Talvieno

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9826 on: February 02, 2014, 04:58:04 am »

*emerges from the deeps*

Your problem is already solved in the form of "pit gorlaks". :P which are already in canon.
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Talvieno ... seems to be able to smash out novella-length tales on demand

Lolfail0009

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9827 on: February 02, 2014, 05:06:54 am »

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Talvi exists again!

And pit gorlaks aren't as adorable as "a carpet of pushy doom" :P

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9828 on: February 02, 2014, 05:07:34 am »

*emerges from the deeps*

Your problem is already solved in the form of "pit gorlaks". :P which are already in canon.

Well well, look who it is! And pit gorlaks are less push and more bite. Very much bite.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9829 on: February 02, 2014, 05:10:16 am »


EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.

*polite hat-tip, not so polite smirk*

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9830 on: February 02, 2014, 05:32:54 am »

Not so much bite if you're wearing anything better than copper armor.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9831 on: February 02, 2014, 05:42:19 am »

Not so much bite if you're wearing anything better than copper armor.

Won't stop them from latching on and shaking. With big freakish mouths like theirs they could probably pull an armored dwarf's arm out of its socket.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9832 on: February 02, 2014, 08:25:46 am »

Lol, you'd be surprised. I was actually disappointed with how dangerous stock gorlaks were, and was forced to beef them up a bit just to make them a threat to civilians.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9833 on: February 02, 2014, 08:42:42 am »

Lol, you'd be surprised. I was actually disappointed with how dangerous stock gorlaks were, and was forced to beef them up a bit just to make them a threat to civilians.

I've had more than a handful of legendary miners killed or injured by them before, so pit gorlaks must be comparatively nasty.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9834 on: February 02, 2014, 08:48:17 am »

*emerges from the deeps*

Your problem is already solved in the form of "pit gorlaks". :P which are already in canon.

Talvieno! Welcome back, brother!

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9835 on: February 02, 2014, 05:31:06 pm »

*emerges from the deeps*

Your problem is already solved in the form of "pit gorlaks". :P which are already in canon.
Hello!
What is frogradio.kpl?

E: I just lost three dwarves in a row to mutations... out of 13.
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...a limbless, headless, bloodless and mutilated dwarf torso that is nevertheless kept alive through benevolent faerie magicks. He is blind, helpless, and in excruciating pain, and yet does not die...
E: I should point out that this is all because of Starweaver giving me inspiration   Aren't you happy with yourself, Starweaver?

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9836 on: February 02, 2014, 07:10:42 pm »

Splint: I suppose. I'll run some tests in Arena mode to be sure, I guess.

Reudh! Hey! (: Great to see you again. lol  How've you been?

*emerges from the deeps*

Your problem is already solved in the form of "pit gorlaks". :P which are already in canon.
Hello!
I have three questions.
1. Cavy warriors.
2. What is frogradio.kpl?
3. ...My math sucks.
1. Cavy warriors are a joke related to when Talvi said that the fortress would be saved from the timewar by cavy warriors, or some such nonsense. lol  They don't actually gen with worldgen.

2. Frogradio.kpl is just source code. Changing it won't have any effect on anything whatsoever - you could even delete it. I just included it so people could see how the program works - and feel a little safer in knowing I'm not putting any viruses on their computer. :P
I ought to rewrite it in Java now that I know how...

3. Ummmmm? Not sure what you mean by that.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9837 on: February 03, 2014, 12:17:54 am »

Splint: I suppose. I'll run some tests in Arena mode to be sure, I guess.

Reudh! Hey! (: Great to see you again. lol  How've you been?

*emerges from the deeps*

Your problem is already solved in the form of "pit gorlaks". :P which are already in canon.
Hello!
I have three questions.
1. Cavy warriors.
2. What is frogradio.kpl?
3. ...My math sucks.
1. Cavy warriors are a joke related to when Talvi said that the fortress would be saved from the timewar by cavy warriors, or some such nonsense. lol  They don't actually gen with worldgen.

2. Frogradio.kpl is just source code. Changing it won't have any effect on anything whatsoever - you could even delete it. I just included it so people could see how the program works - and feel a little safer in knowing I'm not putting any viruses on their computer. :P
I ought to rewrite it in Java now that I know how...

3. Ummmmm? Not sure what you mean by that.

He claimed to have three questions, yet he only gave two; "[his] math(s) sucks"



E: Considering the silently pondered release date of DF2014, I figure I may as well write a little interlude for the Creator, show what happens after he got "Double sushi'd".


I know it's short, even by my standards, but it's hot down here :/
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9838 on: February 03, 2014, 01:40:42 am »

Edit: oops, double post  :o

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11, finished)
« Reply #9839 on: February 03, 2014, 04:29:21 am »

Since we appear to already be posting stories, hopefully nobody minds a short and mostly-pointless entry in the saga of Thol Avalrigoth:


E: @Talvi: Good to hear from you again.
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