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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
- 55 (71.4%)
We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
- 17 (22.1%)
I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
- 5 (6.5%)

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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - It shudders and begins to move  (Read 2178334 times)

Talvieno

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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #120 on: February 28, 2012, 06:14:18 pm »

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it. :P

Oh hey guys just found the thread and-

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Shit.
Yep, that's our war-cry.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #121 on: February 28, 2012, 06:21:25 pm »

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it. :P

Oh hey guys just found the thread and-

...

...

...

...

Shit.
Yep, that's our war-cry.

Yes it is. And yeah, count the turned as dead. If they haven't had a turn yet They'll be redorfd as the decesed's cousin or something. And now that I think of it, point wooden thing does make sense, and yes. it does sound horribly wrong.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #122 on: February 28, 2012, 06:22:11 pm »

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it. :P

Heh, you stay around the internet long enough and EVERYTHING starts to sound wrong.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #123 on: February 28, 2012, 06:25:47 pm »

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it. :P

Heh, you stay around the internet long enough and EVERYTHING starts to sound wrong.

Rule 34 will also ruin your childhood.

Talvieno

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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #124 on: February 28, 2012, 06:28:51 pm »

Also I set you and The Master up as long time war buddies, and The Master has gone off the deep end and is in love with a wooden training pike.

You set us up as veterans of a Vampiric war. Who can blame The Master for falling in love with a giant piece of pointy wood after spending part of his life fighting vamps? Seriously, it actually makes a weird kind of sense.

First, that sounds wrong... second... you don't know the extent of it. :P

Heh, you stay around the internet long enough and EVERYTHING starts to sound wrong.

Rule 34 will also ruin your childhood.
I dunno, it's off-topic, but should I post a spoiler pic of santa and the mermaids?
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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #125 on: February 28, 2012, 06:32:26 pm »

@Talvi

If this is about what I think it is... please don't ._. the only horrors in this thread should be from the Spawn.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #126 on: February 28, 2012, 06:32:36 pm »

I dunno, it's off-topic, but should I post a spoiler pic of santa and the mermaids?

No... Now a pic of the rather epic fight in the trade depot I imagined would fly though.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #127 on: February 28, 2012, 10:01:35 pm »

STATUS UPDATE

I've made it to summer. I'll get started on the first part of the writeup in a bit.

Things seem to have more-or-less stabilized for now. The military needs a serious overhaul, though.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #128 on: February 28, 2012, 10:03:23 pm »

STATUS UPDATE

I've made it to summer. I'll get started on the first part of the writeup in a bit.

Things seem to have more-or-less stabilized for now. The military needs a serious overhaul, though.

It looked composed of an ad hoc mix of the intended professionals, one crossbowless marksdwarf, and a hammerdwarf who became such on the spot.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #129 on: February 29, 2012, 02:04:36 am »

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*
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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #130 on: February 29, 2012, 02:06:37 am »

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #131 on: February 29, 2012, 02:15:23 am »

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.
Same here... must... have... update... :o
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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #132 on: February 29, 2012, 02:24:25 am »

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.
Same here... must... have... update... :o

Mooooooooooo :o

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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #133 on: February 29, 2012, 02:26:21 am »

*is very much looking forwards to the first part of the writeup*

The suspense is killing me.
Same here... must... have... update... :o

Mooooooooooo :o

journal of Talvi Diamondknight, unknown date

by the gods... oh, for the sweet lovemaking of cavies... I think th' spawn got to poor Splint! he changed... he's... he's... he's a cow? :\ He's mooin'.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A hopeful epic.
« Reply #134 on: February 29, 2012, 02:29:04 am »

My girlfriend got turned into a demonic killing machine that her friends had to murder. I think it's justified.

If it's any consolation i continued with my save, and instead of Stova dying horribly, she killed two elves an a donkey. And the spawn ever got near the fort as they ran into the elf merchants first.

Also a wild perigriun... however the hell it's spelled falcon got in and was mauled by a dog. And a wood burner punched a raven to death.
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