Alrighty then... before someone has a fit :-) ns if this is any good in this form, i'm always open to suggestions for improvement :-)
This is the diary of Paintbrushturkey, earlier pages are missing or are charred to the point of unreadability.
Granite:
Mitch just came running at me giggling somewhat manically and handed me a key… and told me it was all in my hands now he then ran off giggling somewhat manically, not quite sure what he meant with that, but knowing this hellhole it can’t be good
Wanted to go and see splint about some work orders but he was shouting something at someone in his office I only gathered 34.07 atom smashing and overseer, I wonder what atom smashing is but it sounds bad…. I think I will visit him once he has calmed down to try and find out what this is all about, I shall instead have a look at our military.
It appears that the military is in and even worse condition than I could have possibly imagined, I shall need to do something about this….
Finished drafting the initial drafting and “re-equipping” our glorious military all those shiny adamantine battle axes are now actually getting used, the roster is as follows, I did drag some unlucky sods from their workbenches and threw them at the respective commanders, Fisher muttered something about spawn fodder, I wonder what he means:
Fisher is leading the 10 pike dwarves
Pokonic was the first guy I found so he has command of the first squad of reservists, our 10 axe dwarves
And Feb has command of the remaining reserves, 10 hammerers that is….
I have also designated a danger room to be dug out and some training spears to be carved
Lastly on my agenda there is the issue or refuse, it just seems to be piling up, so I have:
Designated a garbage dump – couldn’t find one :-S
Reworked refuse orders
I have also found that we have a whole pile of useless crap lying around in our armory, have told the guys down at the forges to melt it down…
Just had a look out of the window it’s crawling down there….. blimey, our watch kiwi died, too courtesy of some undead risen in the watchtower...
I have ordered fisher and his squad to clear it , just had the report that some of the suckers just didn’t want to stay dead and literally had to be turned into a sieve to stay dead, ah well dead is dead, none can withstand out glorious military, have ordered the bitz to be cleaned up, also have told people to clean up the trade depot, what will others think of us. Fisher is staying in the tower for now just in case there any fakers.
Just checked on the progress of our training spears and they still have not been approved… SPLINT STOP MAKING FUCKING MUGS AND APPORVE THE BLOODY WORK ORDER… was it 3411 mugs he was shouting about? I hope not ….. hmm I think he head me, just spied him sneaking back in his office.
Slate has come:
7th of slate
A forgotten beast has come a skinless frog that secretes deadly dusk… thankfully it’s locked down there in the caverns and can’t do any harm…
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