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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
- 15 (20.8%)
I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
- 5 (6.9%)

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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - SEQUEL UNDERWAY. POST THERE INSTEAD.  (Read 1327121 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4155 on: August 08, 2012, 12:12:19 am »

Sign me up for a turn, if we last that long it will be my mission to fix this place.


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Nope, still doesn't compute.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4156 on: August 08, 2012, 12:21:22 am »

I have realized that, because Mitch and Paintbrush didn't really add much, it only took roughly 4-5 years for this place to become a veritable bedlam house, with doors leading nowhere, impossibly verticle well shafts in the hopital, rooms with no discernable purpose and is trying to literally warp and implode itself with its own utter hatred of sanity out of sheer spite because we're trying to keep this clusterfuck orderly.

When I sit and think about, I can only think "This must've been what ThatAussieGuy felt like when he realized just how fucked up Swordthunders was...." And that feeling is both complete joy and tremendous pride.

I fucking love you guys for this.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4157 on: August 08, 2012, 12:24:53 am »

I have realized that, because mitch and Paintbrush didn't really ad much, it only took rough 4-5 years for this place to become a vertiable bedlam house, with doors leading nowhere, impossibly verticle well shafts in the hopital, rooms with no discernable purpose and is trying to literally warp and implode itself with its own utter hatred of sanity out of sheer spite because we're trying to keep this clusterfuck orderly.

When I sit and think about, I can only think "This must've been what ThatAussieGuy felt like when he realized just how fucked up Swordthunders was...." And that feeling is both complete joy and tremendous pride utter existential terror.


FTFY.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4158 on: August 08, 2012, 12:27:57 am »

I have realized that, because mitch and Paintbrush didn't really ad much, it only took rough 4-5 years for this place to become a vertiable bedlam house, with doors leading nowhere, impossibly verticle well shafts in the hopital, rooms with no discernable purpose and is trying to literally warp and implode itself with its own utter hatred of sanity out of sheer spite because we're trying to keep this clusterfuck orderly.

When I sit and think about, I can only think "This must've been what ThatAussieGuy felt like when he realized just how fucked up Swordthunders was...." And that feeling is both complete joy and tremendous pride.
This should go on the OP.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4159 on: August 08, 2012, 04:44:25 am »

I have realized that, because mitch and Paintbrush didn't really ad much, it only took rough 4-5 years for this place to become a vertiable bedlam house, with doors leading nowhere, impossibly verticle well shafts in the hopital, rooms with no discernable purpose and is trying to literally warp and implode itself with its own utter hatred of sanity out of sheer spite because we're trying to keep this clusterfuck orderly.

When I sit and think about, I can only think "This must've been what ThatAussieGuy felt like when he realized just how fucked up Swordthunders was...." And that feeling is both complete joy and tremendous pride.

Yeah it takes about half a year to figure out what the fuck does what, but ah well ;-)
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4160 on: August 08, 2012, 06:45:58 am »

Story index has been updated, as has the second post! Woot, that's done. I also added an unofficial quotes poll to the second post. Longer quotes couldn't fit, sadly. (edit: link fixed.)

Going to keep working on the Spearbreakers.doc now, since people appreciate it. (Thanks for the feedback, btw)



About Splint's new quote: Should I rewrite it as Hans suggested?


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THIS. IS. SPEEEAAARBREEEAAAKEEEEEEEEERS!

*punts cavy into Ash's cell*
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


REEDIT: Spent the morning working on nothing but the craziness that is the *.doc - I got 40 pages of the thread done, and that puts me up to page 90. (Also, Splint, hope you don't mind - I took the liberty of adding your unposted prologue at the beginning as a bonus treat for people who download the doc. If you want me to take it out, or to edit it, say the word.)
Link coming in a minute here. I'm going to refrain from including it in the second post until I have it finished.

By the way... Is there some reason that nobody's on?  ???



Final edit: Link.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2012, 10:01:00 am by Talvieno »
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4161 on: August 08, 2012, 11:00:12 am »

i now want a turn. i hope i can figure out images here by then...
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4162 on: August 08, 2012, 12:43:44 pm »

Because I fell asleep late (Curse you Hans and Corai! :P) and couldn't be bothered to get up. Might be moving soon.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4163 on: August 08, 2012, 01:49:59 pm »

this is sort of unrelated but i had just seen a person rip out a spawn's tongue. really. the tongue. of a spawn.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4164 on: August 08, 2012, 02:09:12 pm »

Not sure I follow?
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4165 on: August 08, 2012, 02:24:42 pm »

He downloaded the spawn or ripped them from a Spearbreakers save and one of his soldiers decided sticking his head in its maw was a good idea. Evidently it was as he came out with the spawn's tongue and his head still attached.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4166 on: August 08, 2012, 02:26:43 pm »

I assume that dwarf was Fischer.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4167 on: August 08, 2012, 04:08:23 pm »

He/She should give it to a taxidermist, and wear it as a trophy.  Then NOONE will ever question his/her badassery.
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This is too good to be true. We're gonna get a siege of 80 Spawn mounted on necromancers or something in a few months, I just know it.

We're gonna get a siege of 80 Spawn mounted on necromancers

siege of 80 Spawn mounted on necromancers

80 Spawn mounted on necromancers

Spawn mounted on necromancers

found this, this image in my mind is so wrong right now.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #4169 on: August 08, 2012, 05:43:50 pm »

You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.


No, really, somehow I don't think that's anatomically possible.
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