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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Splint]

No friends for Rose. Just a mass of passing aquiantences.

[Paintbrushturkey]

@Paintbrushturkey: It's all right, no problem. However...

it was just a couple of clicks to remove it

Teach me, master. It took me three hours to accomplish what apparently took you all of three minutes.
And thanks - I'm very glad to hear you like it.

Uhm, click the top of the document, scroll all the way down to the bottom of the document, shift click the bottom of the document, set text to black and highlighting and fill to no fill?

[Talvieno]

Uhm, click the top of the document, scroll all the way down to the bottom of the document, shift click the bottom of the document Ctrl+A, set text to black and highlighting and fill to no fill?

Tried that, it removed the color from everything but the text. I'm guessing you're using something different.

@Splint: Update today?

[Splint]

It's coming it's coming. As I said I fell asleep and I kinda slacked off on it last night. I'm into winter, and as stated previously we now have two confirmed magma related deaths.

[Talvieno]

MAGMAAAAAAAAAA. All right then, glad to hear it (and no worries, man).

I'm actually all for flooding the blood plain with magma now. Just because. I'm also for random spikes everywhere, as previously stated, as well as keeping the bones lying around. After all, this is Spearbreakers, and we are Hell. It's like that quote... "Battle not with monsters, lest you become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."   (This one quote might sum up the entire Boatmurdered/Headshoots/Syrupleaf/Spearbreakers series, actually.)
We've definitely battled monsters, and gazed into the abyss... We might as well look like it, too, right?

[Splint]

Yeah, hi. I am an elf who likes to avoid necromancers having an army laying around. The intact enough bits that can bite or throw people around or attack them in general are going into the trash closet.

Oh and Kramer got possessed. looks like the voices are back for another round.

[Talvieno]

Blah. I like the bones. Maybe we could at least leave the teeth? That's plenty enough to look like bones, what with ²s everywhere.

Kramar was HorridOwn4ge's dwarf, right? What workshop did he claim?

[Splint]

Craftsman shop.

Now I present a rant from the most !!FUN!! hating man on Bay12.

This place isn't hell. Confusing to the point of being nearly sanity breaking yes, hell no.

Magma: It stays on the forgeworks level. Bulding anything involving moving magma upwards will be considered an act of sabotage and an active attempt to kill dwarves of the fortress and said player's dorf will be either stricken from the game or put into a lone suicide unit and thrown in the caverns. I'm not kidding. Stop mentioning using magma for anything but making metal items.

Anyone who misinterrpeted this place as a shining bastion or some last hold out is sadly mistaken. Dozens of other fortresses were set up for the same reason: Thin those fuckers out and gather up as many dwarves you can for battle.

You dicks broke my army's organization beyond repair. While this was expected, I also expected you to at least abide by making pikedwarves the main force. Instead there's twice as many crossbow armed civvies as actual soldiers and about ten too many axelords (They were supposed to be limited for a reason: Axes tend to be extra choppy and therefore make killing spawn too easy.) Now they're past the point of being useful and just run drills constantly, active or not.

I have been up too long and am grumpy. If I don't finish today, tough shit, write a story to occupy time. For any further information see my pointless metal fuck you sign out front, and stick it where it fits.

[Paintbrushturkey]

was going to post this here, but decided better... splint check your inbox

there is a solution to the axelord problem.... unassign their axes....

[Jack Magnus]

Like I said before, if dorf!Magnus can be reassigned to another squad using a different weapon, go for it. I personally don't give a shit if it gets me killed due to no experience with the new weapon, if it makes you feel any better to have more pikedwarves instead of axedwarves, go for it.

(Although I would ask for a redorf if mine got murdered at some point whenever possible)

Magma... I personally have no experience with pumping/pumpstacks/mechanics beyond traps and drawbridges in general, so I'm unsure what to say here. I've always treated magma as the "fuck you, you all burn" endgame weapon to murder or at least piss off everything you target, so I'd agree to some extent here with what knowledge I have.

Although, magma geysers spewing lava randomly would be amusing to me, it'd also be a FPS drain as well. And I doubt we really want that right now, lol.

I'd post something smartassed about your grumpy comment as well (@Splint), but I feel it might be misinterpreted as being serious :p

Anyway. I have my own fortress to screw around with in the meantime, having gotten myself back into playing DF for myself (and finally effing learning how to use minecarts). Quantum stockpiles make organization so much easier.

[Splint]

was going to post this here, but decided better... splint check your inbox

there is a solution to the axelord problem.... unassign their axes....

You tell me that again and I'll send you to fight the human torch alone.

[Aseaheru]

splint is angry today, isent he?

[Splint]

Indeed I am. And I reserve the right to completely snap and vent as needed. But he's told me the weapon thing twice now and if I hear it again someone's axelord WILL die. I'm pretty fucking paranoid right now as it is because, due to me blowing off steam and an offhand comment someone's going to arrange an accident to kill me.

Which will in turn prompt me to flip further shit and demand retribution. And if anyone else suggests assigning them different weapons that doesn't help us know who is actually what due to the guys with axes being well past level 15 with said axes.

I'm sorry I'm flipping out but for the love of god tread lightly because I'm apt to percieve just about anything as a personal attack right now.

[Aseaheru]

take a fort, save it and then kill it. then replace with the saved version.

[Splint]

Once I get the pics up I'll have another update ready. It wont be the ender one as promised, but it's something. Kramar finished his fancy walking stick by the way. And I am beginning to lay the groundwork for the assault on hell. Hopefully three months will be enough prep time.

We have a slight problem. Gorefast turned into a spawn. Because the fight happened- HIS FUCKING HAND!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wow that explains it.... I thought he got hurt fighting the goblins in spring and got an infection or something, cause someone did get injured by a counterstrike..... Shit.