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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

54 (73%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

15 (20.3%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

5 (6.8%)

Total Members Voted: 74

[Splint]

weak can be fixed with the nightmarish physical training our soldiers seem to enjoy. The disease thing.... Eh, no real way around that and not really a good idea I'll admit, but sometimes it can't be helped or won't matter (considering our soldiers effectivly die if they get hurt in the place.) Fischer's suseptible to disease too but she's fine. Then again, her badassery may shield her.

[Reudh]

If I remember right, Spearbreakers!Fischer is susceptible to sickness.
Canon!Fischer's cells ALL function as killer T lymphocytes.

[Paintbrushturkey]

If I remember right, Spearbreakers!Fischer is susceptible to sickness.
Canon!Fischer's cells ALL function as killer T lymphocytes.

Don't think that would work, but they sure go about their busness armed and armoured....

[Aseaheru]

Canon!Fischer's cells ALL function as killer T lymphocytes.

quotespage?

[tomio175]

No update, but I can tell you one thing. MIGRANTS!

Notanedit: Three of them. Great.

[Splint]

Three's better than nothing. They're probably replacments for the minor losses we had. To increase migration, up the pop cap.

[Reudh]

Well, now that I think about it, if Fischer's cells all have a killer T lymphocyte function (that is, inducing apoptosis in foreign cells), that would mean she could never, ever have a transplant.
And a Fischer Spawn could inject cells into the opponent, killing them slowly.

[Lolfail0009]

Started reading this thread a couple of days ago, and this is by far better than Note to Urist!

Note: Spoiler contains cross-game fanboyness. Read at your own risk.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mr Frog, this post is dedicated to a wonderful breach of space-time resulting in the best reading I've had in a while.
Combine your first transcript of you and 'Joseph' with (fanboyness +9 in 3... 2... 1...) Pokemon B/W 2's Colress' theme. Made for a very spectral read.

Keep it up, guys!

[tomio175]

[6th of Slate, Overseer: Tomio.
I made Splint happy today!


Nothing else has happened so far, except for the three migrants that came. Useless bunch.


Ehm... I can't really find Chancefin. SLIGHT PROBLEM.
Edit: I found it. In the specific weapons thing. Point is, it's in use. Who the hell would use a dead guy's axe?

[Splint]

Soldiers with no actual specified weapon (say they're just told to carry battle axes, not issued a specific one) issued to them will grab the most valuable one they can get thier mits on. One of the sill living axelords probably took it because it's considered more valuable.

[soulslicerjames]

Soldiers with no actual specified weapon (say they're just told to carry battle axes, not issued a specific one) issued to them will grab the most valuable one they can get thier mits on.

That caused a LOT of trouble in Boatmurdered.

Nothing else has happened so far, except for the three migrants that came.

I'm keeping this on the record.  That way, when things go wrong in your next update, you can only blame yourself for provoking Murphy.

[tomio175]

(psst, I'm trying to get something fun or !!!FUN!!! to happen.)

Edit: After some juggling around with Jack, I renamed Mincer (I think) to jack, and Jack to mincer. Now all can be happy, as Mincer is still a legendary WEAPONDwarf and Jack is now a legendary Axedwarf. Without Chancefin, but still.

[tomio175]

Quick question. Should I invade hell, or not?

EDIT:

LOOKS LIKE !!!FUN!!! IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!



Fischer arrives...


And it's over several moments later. Wow.


Proof.

[Paintbrushturkey]

Yeah fisher has a tendency to disintegrate thinks you set her onto....

[tomio175]

OK, sliiiiiight problem. FB had extract thing, Fischer is now Resting Injury-ing. If she dies, how fucked is the canon?