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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
- 5 (6.5%)

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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - It shudders and begins to move  (Read 2191094 times)

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6150 on: October 28, 2012, 12:34:36 am »

Nominally Fischer should have gotten the kill but passed out after effectivly rendering him a vegtable and braining his bear mount. She then laid ther getting bit clawed and scratched in the head and refused to let her own skull shatter.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6151 on: October 28, 2012, 12:35:57 am »

Wait the king was the one with the bear mount?
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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« Reply #6152 on: October 28, 2012, 12:38:05 am »

And his honor guard. Fischer took the hive king's mount out from under him and fucked up just about every body part a dozen times over except it's heart.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6153 on: October 28, 2012, 04:25:27 am »

If TvTropes refers to the Spawn as the 'Bigger Fish', i guess that explains why Fischer is... the Fischer.

(I'm a reservoir of horrible jokes)

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« Reply #6154 on: October 28, 2012, 04:29:28 am »

If TvTropes refers to the Spawn as the 'Bigger Fish', i guess that explains why Fischer is... the Fischer.

This must go in the quotes. It must.
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« Reply #6155 on: October 28, 2012, 05:11:14 am »

If TvTropes refers to the Spawn as the 'Bigger Fish', i guess that explains why Fischer is... the Fischer.

(I'm a reservoir of horrible jokes)

That was glorious. Quotes section, definitely.

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« Reply #6156 on: October 28, 2012, 05:16:19 am »

Apparently, after copious lemon squash consumption, I develop a sense of humour.

Huh.  :o

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« Reply #6157 on: October 28, 2012, 05:41:48 am »

If TvTropes refers to the Spawn as the 'Bigger Fish', i guess that explains why Fischer is... the Fischer.

(I'm a reservoir of horrible jokes)

This was hilarious. I seriously almost spit out my drink when I read it.


@Draconik: That somewhat makes sense (I only vaguely remember Robocop, assuming I even watched it, but I do know who he is, at least).

... Now if I could just get the thought of a dwarven Iron Man out of my head >.> No idea why this thought is stuck in my head. Seriously.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6158 on: October 28, 2012, 12:12:37 pm »

If TvTropes refers to the Spawn as the 'Bigger Fish', i guess that explains why Fischer is... the Fischer.

(I'm a reservoir of horrible jokes)

I had just woken up when I read that and I woke up from laughing too hard. Yeah that belongs in the quotes.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6159 on: October 28, 2012, 01:01:34 pm »

If TvTropes refers to the Spawn as the 'Bigger Fish', i guess that explains why Fischer is... the Fischer.

(I'm a reservoir of horrible jokes)

I had just woken up when I read that and I woke up from laughing too hard. Yeah that belongs in the quotes.
Seconding that. Nothing notably happened for as long as I've been able to play.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6160 on: October 28, 2012, 01:02:29 pm »

If TvTropes refers to the Spawn as the 'Bigger Fish', i guess that explains why Fischer is... the Fischer.

This must go in the quotes. It must.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6161 on: October 28, 2012, 01:03:25 pm »

Good. And I hate to ask, but try and assemble a danger room if you would. I'm sure there's a how-two on it somewhere. I hate to nag about but it's just that regular training won't suffice at this point.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6162 on: October 28, 2012, 02:06:41 pm »

Overseer's Log: 17th of Galena
Well, as the last months have been running smoothly, the enemy came to besiege us. As I hurried to one of the towers, I spotted... Barbarians? I thought we had driven them to extinction... Let's put our squads against this.


And, one of our soldiers named their pike.


And another one...
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6163 on: October 28, 2012, 06:07:39 pm »

At this rate, the census will consist of more weapon names than dwarven names...

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6164 on: October 28, 2012, 06:09:43 pm »

true...
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