I've decided that in order to get things out faster, i'm going to monthly updates.
On the bloodstained table of Supreme Overlord Master lays a pike caked with the blood of many a dwarf/elf/goblin/anything else that's capable of leaking bodily fluids. Found inside the shaft of the pike lies a scroll. On that scroll is a doodle of a battlefield with bodies arranged to to spell out CARNAGE! Below that is a journal detailing the reign of the worst GREATEST leader ever to befall grace the world with his very presence! 6th of Granite[lost the screenshot] A strange man came up to me, blathering something about how "you continue to impress" or some other bullshit I don't care about!
7th of Granite:If I have to hear from sapper one more time that he has created YET ANOTHER masterpiece, I will personally have him chopped up into little pieces and fed to the ewes!
12th of Granite:What is with these fuckers?! All I want is death and carnage, but all I get from these assholes are complaints about seeds and "undisturbed" thread! leave me alone bastards!
16th of Granite: Is it wrong that I used to eat elves when I was ten? Is it? All the other kids were eating them, but then again, it was an asylum.
18th of Granite: Mom used to always tell me, before I killed her for touching my precious, that there was a big dwarf up in the sky that stuck the bad dwarves in a giant juicer and that why it rains blood all the time.
25th of Granite: sometimes I wonder, do goblins really taste like raw sewage? How would anyone know, it's not like we eat them too!
30th of Granite: As this month draws to a close, I think to myself, maybe being overseer won't be so bad after all. No monsters from the depths of hell have arisen yet. Now, where did I put that goblin head I've been waiting to try...