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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - It shudders and begins to move  (Read 2195868 times)

Talvieno

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6900 on: December 10, 2012, 01:11:26 pm »

Throw dorf!Talvi's room to spawn!Ash.
I resent that. >.>

Doctor Who is proof that God exists and wants us to be happy.
Also, this. I lol'd. Ain't it the truth.

Nice chapter, Terrahex. Your dwarf is nuts, but in a badass sort of way. lol   Guts spill everywhere: sew self back up. Third degree burns: consider medical attention.

I'm not sure what to think about Talvi already losing her power, but I'll trust you to it. It doesn't really hurt anything I'm planning. Talvi's not a bad girl, she's only jealous of Mr Frog (though I think that's faded now), and just smart enough to be dangerous (though largely to herself). She tries to be on the "good side" - she wouldn't have tried to kill Vanya if it hadn't been for her idea that Vanya was trying to bring down the fortress.
(see, I'm defending her now. Thanks a lot, Lolfail. :P )

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Aseaheru

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6901 on: December 10, 2012, 02:57:10 pm »

Dr Who is good.
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Talvieno

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6902 on: December 10, 2012, 03:07:01 pm »

Vanya's Journals, Part 40: Urist
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« Last Edit: February 23, 2013, 12:06:10 pm by Talvieno »
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6903 on: December 10, 2012, 04:55:56 pm »

Dawww, aint that nice. Good work as usual my good man.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6904 on: December 10, 2012, 04:57:54 pm »

dose that mean was bad?
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6905 on: December 10, 2012, 04:58:46 pm »

No it was just a little sappy on Urist's part is all. :P

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6906 on: December 10, 2012, 06:25:28 pm »

I was trying to make it a little sappy. Vanya digs that sort of thing, and Urist knows it. Considering he killed her sister, I think he'd be pulling out all the stops, using whatever he had in his arsenal. Do you think I went overboard on it, though? Was it "too sappy"?
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6907 on: December 10, 2012, 06:42:59 pm »

I, at least, thought it was tastefully-executed. I have a very low tolerance for drama-mining, and this didn't bother me at all. Vanya's reaction to the package and its contents was more-or-less proportionate and in line with what I've come to expect of her character, and you didn't try to draw it out longer than it could go.

I liked the mess hall sequence. It was a bit rambly, but the strong characterisation carried it along.

E: Oh, we're talking about the letter? Derp derp >_<
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6908 on: December 10, 2012, 07:08:08 pm »

Oh great, the mugs are spreading to my fort. I got an artifact mug made. Also, how do I take pictures of the game?
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6909 on: December 10, 2012, 07:43:45 pm »

the Alt+Printscreen combination generally works on Windows. You can then paste it into Paint or any other image software of choice, save, upload to Imgur.com and then link it. Voila.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6910 on: December 10, 2012, 08:28:44 pm »

just printscreen works. also mugs seem to be one of the more common artifacts.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6911 on: December 10, 2012, 11:02:13 pm »

I was trying to make it a little sappy. Vanya digs that sort of thing, and Urist knows it. Considering he killed her sister, I think he'd be pulling out all the stops, using whatever he had in his arsenal. Do you think I went overboard on it, though? Was it "too sappy"?

Nah you're good. I just noticed it was and felt the need to comment on it.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6912 on: December 10, 2012, 11:16:04 pm »

1st of Malachite:
Dawn of a new month. I think i'll go for a walk in the flower garden where the other children play!

1st of continued Malachite:
WHERE DO THEY GET ALL THE SLINGSHOTS FROM!? my back hurts like hell...

4th of Malachite:
Flippy just gave me the greatest idea ever! Children as a fuel source, it's genius! The only question remaining...is how to implement it.

5th of Malachite: I'VE GOT IT! We throw them into the a small pool of magma, then we give the melted remains to the parents and then, once they've finished celebrating, we tell them that we need their cows to fuel the ice cream machine of happiness and joy! Once the toads powers the toast extraction machine, then phase two will commence. Blood, gallons of the stuff, we'll pour it into the lava to appease the blood god Armok! Then, once he comes down to taste the soup, we shove him in and then melt him, and then we use the remains and sculpt it into small ducks which we'll use to lure the children into the lava and then we'll- where am I going with this?

6th of Malachite:
You know what this fortness needs more than anything else? Walruses. With their shiny pink goodness and their adorable high-pitched squeak, it's impossible not to enjoy their simply lovely company as they massage your feet and neck!

7th of Malachite:
Hey you! YES, YOU READER! In three days, Fluffy is going to kill me. I want you to shout, "Fuffy no killing" three times when he tries to! Think you can do it? ¡excelente!


8th of Malachite:
Of all the madness, Splint is a demon! I should've guessed, what, with those big red eyes and the small bushy tail coated in all sorts of blood and ichor! I saw him chanting a strange, horrifying song, a song ONLY A DEMON would dare sing! It went something like: "Grattis till dig, grattis till dig, du luktar som en apa, och du ser ut som en också!" It was truly terrifying!

9th of Malachite"
Sally the cowbird hopped onto my shoulder and stole my brembles! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY BREMBLES!!! THIS IS INSUFFERABLE, I'LL HAVE SPLINT'S HEAD FOR THIS!

10th of Malachite:
Fluffy tried to kill me today, but suddenly exploded into magnificent CARNAGE!! after the voices of hundreds of hundreds of thousands of small children from hell yelled out, "Fluffy no killing! Fluffy no killing! Fluffy no killing!" Whelp, i'm not complaining.

11th of Malachite:
Splint made eye contact with me again. I think he tried stealing my thoughts.

12th of Malachite:
Barral, the city gate keeper, just informed me that if conditions do not improve on the underground theme park's mine cart rides, then he'll have to call in the health inspector!

14th of Malachite:(a sudden fire and tantrum spiral killed everyone off, so I reloaded at the beginning of this month. WHAT IS WITH THESE FIRES?!) Wait, why do I get the sudden feeling that I just relived a month of my life...Oh well, pass the body Talvi!

15th of Malachite: I had a talk with Vanya today. He was thinking too loudly and it was causing a ruckess. Being the kind and considerate all powerful God of everything that I was, I told him that I hear so much as another peep from his noisy brain, that i'd have to give it other more needy dwarves that could use a brain like his!

pictures of dwarves being eaten by kittens cover the next few entries

20th of Malachite:
I LOVE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!

nothing else is written for the rest of the month
« Last Edit: December 10, 2012, 11:22:16 pm by The Master »
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6913 on: December 10, 2012, 11:21:08 pm »

Taking all bets: He broke something.

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #6914 on: December 10, 2012, 11:31:04 pm »

Whatever do you mean Splint? Surely you trust that I would NEVER hurt a fly!
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