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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
- 55 (71.4%)
We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
- 17 (22.1%)
I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
- 5 (6.5%)

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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - It shudders and begins to move  (Read 2178497 times)

Lennoxite

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7650 on: February 12, 2013, 08:38:11 pm »

One would think I would be done reading Spearbreakers so I could read the tale above. Well, I had other things that got in the way. :-[ So, I will get back to reading when I get my head straightened and my priorities set. On the account of stories, I decided to revise my character's backstory a bit. Other than that? Nothing much.
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zacen299

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7651 on: February 12, 2013, 10:38:44 pm »

I still have tons of reading to do I still haven't gotten around to reading Reudh's and Tomio's turns and all the stories and journals and AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO DO!!!!!!  :'(
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

Lolfail0009

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7652 on: February 13, 2013, 02:40:06 am »

Spearbreakers:
Impossible. Is. A. Mug.

zacen299

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7653 on: February 13, 2013, 12:09:00 pm »

Spearbreakers:
Impossible. Is. A. Mug.


That doesn't make sense..... Mug fine impossible fine but impossible being a mug?
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

Talvieno

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7654 on: February 13, 2013, 01:02:50 pm »

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Talvieno ... seems to be able to smash out novella-length tales on demand

Splint

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7655 on: February 13, 2013, 01:56:39 pm »

Hilarious. Didn't wanna get up, but glad i did now.

Lennoxite

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7656 on: February 13, 2013, 02:46:14 pm »

I... Have no idea how to react to this. Pretty awesome.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7657 on: February 13, 2013, 04:42:18 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)


How did you make that? It is awesome and I'm curious.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

Lolfail0009

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7658 on: February 13, 2013, 06:24:19 pm »

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That is the epic, Talvieno.

Jack Magnus

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7659 on: February 13, 2013, 07:15:42 pm »

I'm glad I wasn't drinking my coffee (out of a mug, of course) when I read that, or else I may have spewed it over my monitor in laughter. That was hilarious, Talvieno.
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Lolfail0009

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7660 on: February 13, 2013, 07:54:41 pm »

Can I nominate that whole image as a quote?

kahn1234

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7661 on: February 14, 2013, 05:22:35 am »

Assuming it's not too grotesque to imagine, I think the size difference between individual manamaids would be enough to let them mount each other...

OH MY GOD MY BRAIN!!!!!!

i think i suffered a mini stroke just from imagining that.......

Jack Magnus

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7662 on: February 14, 2013, 05:42:51 am »

Bit random, but I was just on dictionary.com, and apparently the "hot word" for whatever time period they use (day, week, whatever) is... holistic.

I find this to be completely random, but hilarious. I may be slightly tired, but still - what are the chances?

And apparently ecru is very light brown. That's good to know >.>
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7663 on: February 14, 2013, 12:26:55 pm »

wow, you lot got through 3 turns and managed to fill up ~ 300 pages in that time MAN, so when is my turn :-)
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #7664 on: February 14, 2013, 01:15:45 pm »

If that mens you'd like to reenlist for a second turn, then I'll put you down for a second go. We've had a turns reset due to a distrubing trend of disappearances and save corruptions.
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