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[Fniff]

"Right, then."

Suddenly grab him by the scruff of his tunic, and bring him very close.

"Make a sound, I break your neck. You'd die before your friends would even hear the screams. Let me out, show me what way to go and then kindly not make a noise while I run like hell."

Of course, we're bluffing. Doing that would be completely morally wrong. Try to look like we're not, though.

[King_of_the_weasels]

"Right, then."

Suddenly grab him by the scruff of his tunic, and bring him very close.

"Make a sound, I break your neck. You'd die before your friends would even hear the screams. Let me out, show me what way to go and then kindly not make a noise while I run like hell."

Of course, we're bluffing. Doing that would be completely morally wrong. Try to look like we're not, though.

I'm gonna save everyone a bunch of time by saying that won't work.

[Ultimuh]

Ask the guard of recent world and/or local events.
This is kinda useful things to know when you have amneisa.

[Fniff]

Thanks, Weasel.

Ask the guard their name. Make small talk.

[King_of_the_weasels]

"Well since you don't know why I'm here, or who I even am, can you tell me where I am?"
"Prison."
"Yes Obviously, but where is the prison exactly?"
"Underground"
"Are you always this this literal or are you just wasting my time, not that I have anywhere to go now that I think about it."
"Look kid, you're in prison, no amount of lying and complaining is going to get you out."
"But WHY am I in prison?"
"I already told you kid, I don't know, I don't make arrests I just guard who ever's in the cells."
"Well could you check?"
"Fine, what's your name?"
"I don't know, like I told you I don't remember anything."
"Lying ain't gonna help you kid."
"I'm well aware of that, that's why I'm not lying."
"Oh, well that makes sense I guess."
"..."
"Well there's only one other guy in here and he died in his sleep, so I guess you'd be the only person still on record..."
"Great, could you check the records then?"
"Yes, Yes  I could."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Could you please go check?"
"Yeah sure, wait right here. Heh Heh"

[Tiruin]

Examine the contents of the cell room, the walls and ceiling especially.

[King_of_the_weasels]

Examine the contents of the cell room, the walls and ceiling especially.

Not much to see, same wet mildewy cobblestone walls and floors. There's some creepy staring guy in the corner, looks like he's been here for a while.

Examine the contents of the cell room, the walls and ceiling especially.

"Ceiling? What about it, it's just.. oh.. oh wow."



"That's a nice ceiling."

[Mr. Palau]

Ask the man what he knows, and praise the glorious ceiling!

Edit: also when guard gets back and we like know our name keep asking the same questions from before, guard's name local and worlds events etc.

[The Fool]

>Worship the 'Great Ceiling'. Then talk to the creepy guy.

[NRDL]

>Worship the 'Great Ceiling'. Then talk to the creepy guy.

+1

[Trapezohedron]

>Worship the 'Great Ceiling'. Then talk to the creepy guy.

+1

+1 more, and...

>Seduce the Guard, and make him give you his keys.

[Ultimuh]

Praising the celing is oine thing, worshipping it will only make you look like an idiot!
Just talk to the creepy guy, or don't.

[Dragor23]

Wait...

Didn't told the guard, that you're only the one living prisoner?

"Well there's only one other guy in here and he died in his sleep, so I guess you'd be the only person still on record..."

Oh shit, this guy is dead.
...Why is he sleeping with open eyes...

[King_of_the_weasels]

"Hoy there friend, have you seen this ceiling? Probably, but dang if it ain't nifty."



"..."



"So yeah, I don't remember much about myself, but for now you can call me Cliff Nilson, or Mr. Nilson cause it's not like that's my father's name, heh.  Well um, did you see when I got put in here?  Any information could really help me!"



"..."



"Oh I get it, hazing the new guy huh, well old man, you've just made yourself a powerful enemy."



"..."



"Old man?... Crap, I've been talking to a corpse..."

[Dragor23]

I knew it.
Well played, Weasel, well played...


Go to the guard. Why the fuck are you in a prison?
And why are you in a cell with a corpse in it?