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[Ultimuh]

Go to the guard. Why the fuck are you in a prison?
And why are you in a cell with a corpse in it?

I vote for this, just without the curse words, the guard might take it the wrong way.

[Dragor23]

Go to the guard. Why the fuck are you in a prison?
And why are you in a cell with a corpse in it?

I bote for this, just without the curse words, the guard might take it the wrong way.

Indeed.

[Ultimuh]

Go to the guard. Why the fuck are you in a prison?
And why are you in a cell with a corpse in it?

I bote for this, just without the curse words, the guard might take it the wrong way.

Indeed.

I noticed a typo in my post, changed b into v..

[Mr. Palau]

Go to the guard. Why the fuck are you in a prison?
And why are you in a cell with a corpse in it?

I vote for this, just without the curse words, the guard might take it the wrong way.

agreed

[King_of_the_weasels]

"Oh hey you're back, what have you figured out?"
"Nothing."
"What?"
"You're not on record."
"You're kidding.."
"I'm not."
"So you still don't know why I'm here, or who I even am?"
"Nope"
"...Can I go then?"
"Also Nope, you're obviously in jail for a reason, I just don't know what it is."
"When will I get out then?"
"Don't know kid, probably never seeing as we don't know what you did, so we don't have a sentence."
"So.. I'm going to die here?"
"Probably. Welp, I got other things to attend to, I'll send the undertaker later to get rid of the stiff, he's a nice guy, kinda creepy, but nice, You'll like him."

I'll like the undertaker, well THAT'S a relief.

[Dragor23]

What  law system is this? 

When I'm not in the record, I don't have done anything wrong.
You don't really look like a thug, or?


or?

[The Fool]

Wait for the guard to leave and play dead next to the corpse. If you're lucky he might take both.

[Ultimuh]

Wait for the guard to leave and play dead next to the corpse. If you're lucky he might take both.

This would be a good idea, let's deal with the consequences later, we need to get out of here!

[Mr. Palau]

Wait for the guard to leave and play dead next to the corpse. If you're lucky he might take both.

This would be a good idea, let's deal with the consequences later, we need to get out of here!

Agreed

[King_of_the_weasels]

Wait for the guard to leave and play dead next to the corpse. If you're lucky he might take both.

Master of Disguise

[Mr. Palau]

make sure you don't fall asleep

[Ultimuh]

make sure you don't fall asleep

Oh yes, this is VERY important.

[King_of_the_weasels]

make sure you don't fall asleep

Oh yes, this is VERY important.

[Robocorn]

Wake up!

[Fniff]

Don't.

Dream symbolically of the past.