So, today my current fortress saw combat for the first time. I've done a little bit of modding to make large daggers available, and here's a list of the parts one of my knifedwarves took off a goblin with her masterwork bronze:
:right lower leg
:right upper arm
Thanks for seeing to the bonecrafter's needs I guess. What sort of psychopath am I dealing with here anyway?
"She is mighty, very rarely sick, quite durable, very agile and very slow to tire.
She has a stunning feel for spatial relationships, a natural inclination toward language, a lot of willpower and a very good sense of the position of her own body, but she has poor focus and little patience.
She is slow to anger. She is very friendly. She does not have a great aesthetic sensitivity. She likes to try new things. She is open-minded to new ideas. She is candid and sincere in dealings wih others. She is compassionate. She lacks confidence. She strives for excellence. She cracks her knuckles when she's angry."
Beware the nice ones...
Let's dissect that profile....
She takes a lick'n and keeps on tickin'!
Check! Fast and furious with that kitchen cleaver!
"Very slow to tire"
("I could do this all day!")
"She has a stunning feel for spacial relationships"
("If I cut here...and here...and here.........")
("The armbone's connected to the shoulder bone.....")
"She has a very good perception of the position of her own body"
("Then swing the cleaver like this.... and then like that.....")
"Has poor patience"
("See? Got done in half the time!")
"And poor focus."
("You mean this WASN'T a deadly kitten? By Armok! Your'e right! I just fillet a goblin brisket! Gross!")
"She is slow to anger"
("You know guys, you could have TOLD me that wasn't a kitten....")
"She is very friendly..."
("But that's ok, I love you guys :3 !")
.... you get the idea. She's a horrible cross between cooking mama, pinkie pie, and "nanny" from count duckula. (If you haven't watched that classic 80s cartoon series, you are missing out.)
In short, a smiling, obliviously happy killing machine that makes goblin fillet-minon, and then giggles when nobody eats any.