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[tahujdt]

I had 2 within 5 minutes of each other. "I wish the goblins would attack", and "I'm sure nothing will happen while I'm in the bathroom". What are yours?

[Girlinhat]

"This tile is supported by that wall."

[S3Cs4uN 8]

"This floodgate wont melt it's made from granite"

[arzzult]

From a long time ago; "Hmm, bridges support constructions right? I'm sure the game wouldn't let me try if they didn't."
Then another time with out checking to make sure there was a solid floor under the drop zone; "Let me just use a quick, controlled cave-in to clear out all these levels at once."

[Mapleguy555]

"Those goblins will march through that corridor full of 100 ☼Gold Cages☼."

[King DZA]

"My elite militia is unbeatable!"

[bombzero]

"im sure that war rhinos aren't THAT tough."

[Flying Dice]

"They're only birds."

[MoonLightBird]

It's only one vampire.

[Girlinhat]

"Kobolds are small, and large daggers are only daggers.  Surely he won't slice through steel plate and sever my militia commander's spine!"

[Frogwarrior]

That FB's made of ice; I'm sure it will blow itself against the wall and shatter on its first deadly dust attack. If not, ice isn't that tough, and my marksdwarves will take it down easy.

[WillowLuman]

"This thread will surely never become 300+ pages long! Who could possibly have anything to post in it?"

"Holy shit, there's adamantine in this game? IMA DIG IT ALL!"

[Keldane]

"If I bring 2500 granite boulders with me, I should be able to erect a wall between me and the evil part of my embark site before the undead attack."

Note: It was zombie giant wrens that attacked. Walls were effectively irrelevant; those putrid rotting corpses could fly.

[DungeonJerk]

"The hell killed my Axe Dwarfette?.....Oh"

"If I bring an army of War dogs and cats, the Undead shouldn't be a problem in this terrifying area!"

[rtg593]

"That's right, magma doesn't have pressure, so if I turn the pumps on here..."