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Spiderking50

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Master...?
« on: March 13, 2012, 11:42:57 am »

So i've been invaded by goblins (Which is causing a lot of questions for me) especially the arrival of a "Master" who's a huge nose less ass (hahahaha) twisted into humanoid form that spouts gibberish occasionally and shoots webs. What the heck is this thing? It (and its 173 goblin friends) are starting to scare me...
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Re: Master...?
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2012, 11:50:12 am »

'Tis a demon. You never broke into hell, didn't you ?

Also, try and catch it so you can make an ass demon silk farm, and make ass silk cloaks, ass silk robes, ass silk socks... and laugh at your dwarves's expense.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2012, 11:52:17 am by Naryar »
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 11:52:35 am »

It most likely is the 'King' of the goblins.  Demons occasionally become a leader of a society sometimes pretending to be a diety.
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2012, 12:01:19 pm »

Seems to happen frequently enough, actually.  The occasional bit of HFS breaks out during worldgen and can become the leader of humans or goblins by pretending to be a god.  Human demon liaisons are the best kinds.

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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2012, 12:24:39 pm »

You should be afraid. The thing is 163 times the size of a dwarf!
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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2012, 12:26:41 pm »

That just makes it easier to shoot.
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2012, 12:34:17 pm »

That just makes it easier to shoot.
Nope, it is faster than the nimbest elf and more skilled than the common demigod.
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Re: Master...?
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2012, 12:38:11 pm »

Well i've broken hell once before, but none of them were called "master" thats what confused me. Anyone have a good design for a demon ass silk farm?
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Re: Master...?
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2012, 12:41:25 pm »

There was a thread about FB/& silk farming somewhere.
He is a master because he tricked an gobbo civ.
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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2012, 12:45:41 pm »

Also, try and catch it so you can make an ass demon silk farm, and make ass silk cloaks, ass silk robes, ass silk socks... and laugh at your dwarves's expense.

It may be juvenile, but I got such a laugh out of this :D
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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2012, 12:51:19 pm »

"Master" is one of the titles for a civ leader.
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Re: Master...?
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2012, 12:53:56 pm »

So i've been invaded by goblins (Which is causing a lot of questions for me) especially the arrival of a "Master" who's a huge nose less ass (hahahaha) twisted into humanoid form that spouts gibberish occasionally and shoots webs. What the heck is this thing? It (and its 173 goblin friends) are starting to scare me...

Its a web shooting demon!?

CATCH IT ALIVE!  The silk is fire and magma proof! Pen it up in a silk farm, for all eternity!
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2012, 12:55:26 pm »

This is so dwarfy! And i'm so working on it, but i've never done anything of this sort before. I normally take my time and develop the fort slowly. But this, this is big! This is the biggest thing to ever happen to Torchedspires! Demon silk! I can see it now, "I'm Dwarfy McMays and do i have a deal for you! Come to Torchedspires, we have food, water beer, a lack of beds, and no military! But wait! If you migrate right now, we'll make you nickers out of demon silk! It's so soft! It's like wearing the Underworld! All the comforts of Hell, right in your closet! Migrate now!"
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2012, 12:58:00 pm »

Can things shoot webs through fortifications? Like if they're right next to it?
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2012, 01:15:31 pm »

I was told they can, but didnīt try it out myself.
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