First Official Log of Planning Head ZestDwarf
aHEM. aye. The boss thought i should call meself an expedition leader, but i turned down the idea. i be a humble man, all i need is booze and stone to get me through the day. Sure ill be taken over as Planning head, but that be more a Behind the scenes kind o' thing.
First Log supplementary.
So i be walkin' naked down the hallway one morn, and wouldn' ya know i bumped into corai. He start'd actin' all weirded out, an told me to put my clothes on. so i says. "Whatsa matter? never seen another naked male dwarf?" now he looks all stunned like, and then he tells me something. "you know your a woman right?" would'n you know it? hes right! I guess i never been bothered to look!
First Log Part II.
So i thought id be recording what the land looks like before i start to take over, so i took a few rough sketches.
Here be the whole area, damnable desert stretches for miles... it may be sweatier than a fat goblin running from armoks hammer out there, but i get the shivers just lookin at it!
So a scouts be tellin me there are piles of clothin and rope and other junk out in the middle of the frying pan. dont know how that got out there... i should go ask the ol' boss, maybe some poor caravan died out here.
The ol' sand covered entrance, lettin in thousands of Elf-Spankin sand particles per day. Ol Boss's hut just outside... he might not be liken the placement when goblins come. Maybe i should plan on building a wall for the ol' chap.
ere' be the main floor. lots of craftin stuff going on, everyone seems to be hard at work. but dont let their faces fool ya, they are all hungry and starving.. i should get to plannin some food stuffs.
ere' the dining hall. Nice cool solid stone. A belch here echoes through the whole fort!... still get sand blowin in every now and then.... I dont much care for the private dining hall... im a modest ma--... woman at heart, and i enjoy the company of other dwarves. Might be lettin future nobles have that one. Still, i should'n be ungrateful. I'll go have a drink wit ol' boss and be turnin down the room polite like.
Anyway, Time to be startin! this place needs some work and it be my turn at the wheel!(Its 1:30 am, mind if i start my turn in the morning? btw i had no idea i was a girl xD)