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Crossroads Inc.

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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2012, 08:42:46 pm »

Keep us posted on this,
I want to see how it turns out :D
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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2012, 09:40:43 pm »

Build a grid of floor grates above the entire city. Draft a squadron of masons and bomb the crap out of the city with falling constructed walls.
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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2012, 09:45:43 pm »

Build a grid of floor grates above the entire city. Draft a squadron of masons and bomb the crap out of the city with falling constructed walls.
The Geneva Convention would like to have a word with you.

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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2012, 09:47:36 pm »

Can you destroy the houses by deconstructing them? Deconstruct the houses/castle and build a fist in the sky that will send the wrath of Armok unto the unworthy peasants
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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2012, 09:55:50 pm »

perhaps showing the barbaric humans proper stone architecture will enlighten them and assist us in the slaughter of the unenlightenable (elves)

if they aren't doing one of the above, well a magma flood a day keeps the forgoten beasts away
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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2012, 10:12:34 pm »

perhaps showing the barbaric humans proper stone architecture will enlighten them and assist us in the slaughter of the unenlightenable (elves)

if they aren't doing one of the above, well a magma flood a day keeps the forgoten beasts away
The non-magma-safe ones at least
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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2012, 11:45:49 pm »

At last the tall ones must bend over and take it from dwarven masters.

Might need to kill the keep's defenders before the dwarven elite can move in though.

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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2012, 12:33:02 am »

One massive, murderous cave in. The entire town. Kill them all, loot their crap, build beneath the rubble.

It'll make those bloody elves think twice about threatening you for chopping down trees.
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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2012, 12:50:16 am »

One massive, murderous cave in. The entire town. Kill them all, loot their crap, build beneath the rubble.

It'll make those bloody elves think twice about threatening you for chopping down trees.

The humans deserve nothing the elves do.

The humans are prefectly happy with tree killing for no good reason. They craft thier arms and armor from metal. They'd probably do all thier metalworking with magma if they knew how to make the damn smelters and forges.

Think of them a simple aboveground dwelling cousins of dwarves. Really only the soldiers will have a problem with the invading dwarves. Plus they'll make great meatshields!

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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2012, 03:58:49 am »

No matter what your plan is, theres going to be a lot of bodies to tidy up. (or not - many are already outside at least)
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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2012, 10:30:18 am »

Sigh.
It was a failure. My seven dwarves got insta raped by 100+ hostile merchants. However, I abandoned before they all died, and found something interesting:
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They're still there.
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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2012, 10:45:02 am »

Attack with fully geared armydorfs in vengence raid.

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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2012, 11:04:39 am »

Re embark. Everyone in military skills and gear. PILLAGE!
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« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2012, 11:13:34 am »

Tried to reembark with military gear. They didn't even pick up their steel weapons and armor, but they took a hell of a lot of merchants and lye makers with them.
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Re: Embarked on HUEG Town
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2012, 11:15:09 am »

Repeat process till you have a foothold! BEND THEM TO YOUR WILL!
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