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Author Topic: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun  (Read 18368 times)

Scelly9

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Re: You Have a Gun
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2012, 03:10:57 pm »
Quote from: piecewise on March 21, 2012, 02:38:30 pm
Quote from: Gotdamnmiracle on March 21, 2012, 02:33:47 pm
You stand up and dust yourself off. You take a deep breath, clear your mind, focus all of your ki, feng shui your house, delve into the deepest parts of your mind, and spit up a little. When you open your eyes you have transformed! Kinda...

Your torso is the only portion that has changed, into a nice natural C-cup, I might add, and a very trim abdomen. Aside from that you you are all scruffy and latino man. Pencil mustache included.
Remove shirt
Fondle self till police arrive
Scream "I am the next stage in human evolution! Bow before by hermaphroditic glory!"
Use resulting stunned silence to hop into a police car and drive toward the state line.
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Re: You Have a Gun
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2012, 04:06:10 pm »
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The police arrive at the scene shortly and form up around you as if you were a bomb. They are obviously confused by the scene but act accordingly none the less. After a few more minutes of police fumbling and fondling a megaphone is heard.

"Drop the weapon... (heard from behind the megaphone) What the hell do I call that? Sir? Ma'am? (A couple seconds pass) Drop the weapon, please."
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Quote from: Mr. Palau on March 24, 2012, 08:45:34 am
Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

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Re: You Have a Gun
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2012, 05:02:54 pm »
Quote from: Gotdamnmiracle on March 21, 2012, 04:06:10 pm
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The police arrive at the scene shortly and form up around you as if you were a bomb. They are obviously confused by the scene but act accordingly none the less. After a few more minutes of police fumbling and fondling a megaphone is heard.

"Drop the weapon... (heard from behind the megaphone) What the hell do I call that? Sir? Ma'am? (A couple seconds pass) Drop the weapon, please."

Eat all or at least most of the gun. Absorb its powers. Your flesh is steel; fire bullets from your ears.
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Re: You Have a Gun
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2012, 05:17:07 pm »
Focus our powers further, completing our transformation into a magical girl. Once complete, make a physical shield around ourself and fly away.
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Re: You Have a Gun
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2012, 05:18:46 pm »
Your mind races. You giggle at the thought of eating a gun. That'd break your teeth. Drinking a gun though...

You crack open the guns hard shell and slurp out the insides. A bit greasy and tangy but all in all not unenjoyable. It should take a few minutes to take effect.
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Quote from: Mr. Palau on March 24, 2012, 08:45:34 am
Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

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Re: You Have a Gun
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2012, 05:24:59 pm »
You focus your powers once again. Nothing happens except a small headache. White text scrolls across your vision "You need to refill your mana to cast a spell. For a list of spells press the select button."

"What the hell is the select button!?" You yell. this seems to startle the police formed up around you.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2012, 05:27:24 pm by Gotdamnmiracle »
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Quote from: Mr. Palau on March 24, 2012, 08:45:34 am
Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

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Re: You Have a Gun
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2012, 05:26:57 pm »
Activate self destruction!

ABORT ABORT ABORT!
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Re: You Have a Gun
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2012, 05:30:49 pm »
Sweet Jesus this is great. Posting to watch.
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Re: You Have a Gun
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2012, 05:34:45 pm »
since the gun is already drank up...

press the select button and cast fireball, press Y if it tells you that its got to use your life force to work.

aka: take everything flammable, churn it up, and gain firebreath!
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Re: You (no longer) Have a Gun
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2012, 07:05:17 pm »
Since you just drank the gun, say/think "select" and try to create a bullet shield/fly/cast a fire nova thingie. As raptor said, accept even if it's going to use up your life energy. You can finish your transformation later.
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Re: You (no longer) Have a Gun
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2012, 07:09:37 pm »
Thrust your hands into the air and begin screaming the sacred words of ritual ("GONDWANALAND  ANTIMALARIAL APALACHICOLA LILIUOKALANI!") and wait for the divine lighting of Zeus to ark down from the clouds and recharge your mana in a way most glorious.
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Re: You (no longer) Have a Gun
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2012, 07:17:30 pm »
Quote from: Sinpwn on March 21, 2012, 07:09:37 pm
Thrust your hands into the air and begin screaming the sacred words of ritual ("GONDWANALAND  ANTIMALARIAL APALACHICOLA LILIUOKALANI!") and wait for the divine lighting of Zeus to ark down from the clouds and recharge your mana in a way most glorious.
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Re: You (no longer) Have a Gun
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2012, 07:33:58 pm »
Quote from: Sinpwn on March 21, 2012, 07:09:37 pm
Thrust your hands into the air and begin screaming the sacred words of ritual ("GONDWANALAND  ANTIMALARIAL APALACHICOLA LILIUOKALANI!") and wait for the divine lighting of Zeus to ark down from the clouds and recharge your mana in a way most glorious.

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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
Quote from: JoshuaFH on February 13, 2020, 07:38:07 am
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: You (no longer) Have a Gun
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2012, 08:21:34 pm »
Quote from: Sinpwn on March 21, 2012, 07:09:37 pm
Thrust your hands into the air and begin screaming the sacred words of ritual ("GONDWANALAND  ANTIMALARIAL APALACHICOLA LILIUOKALANI!") and wait for the divine lighting of Zeus to ark down from the clouds and recharge your mana in a way most glorious.
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Quote from: blackmagechill on June 08, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
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Re: You (no longer) Have a Gun
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2012, 08:33:52 pm »
Quote from: Sinpwn on March 21, 2012, 07:09:37 pm
Thrust your hands into the air and begin screaming the sacred words of ritual ("GONDWANALAND  ANTIMALARIAL APALACHICOLA LILIUOKALANI!") and wait for the divine lighting of Zeus to ark down from the clouds and recharge your mana in a way most glorious.

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