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Author Topic: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!  (Read 5345 times)

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Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« on: March 23, 2012, 09:31:25 am »

 
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2012, 10:04:01 am »

Must have been eating Indian food
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2012, 10:05:09 am »

<silliness>

OMG, it's HER!

Your fortress is so screwed.

</silliness>
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2012, 10:13:20 am »

<silliness>

OMG, it's HER!

Your fortress is so screwed.

</silliness>

If we're talking about skinless asses, I was expecting a republican president candidate :p
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2012, 11:21:33 am »

Can't see what's so special about a fire breathing donkey/ant thingy
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 11:42:16 am »

Why does everyone think of buttocks instead of a donkey when they hear "ass"?
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2012, 11:46:45 am »

Why does everyone think of buttocks instead of a donkey when they hear "ass"?
Because ass in reference to a person's ass is more commonly used in most peoples' everyday conversations. If everybody owned a pet donkey the association would be different.
Nonetheless, I cannot help but imagine a human ass spewing fire. ;-;
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2012, 12:13:51 pm »

Was I the only one who was cnosidering making a HAL joke?
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2012, 01:21:55 pm »

Considering DF uses the word "donkey" for every instance of a donkey-creature except procedurally generated forgotten beasts/clowns, it seems that the use of the word "ass" is very deliberate and intended to get a reaction out of the player.  Probably to make it sound more crass and horrific.
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2012, 02:07:08 pm »

Considering DF uses the word "donkey" for every instance of a donkey-creature except procedurally generated forgotten beasts/clowns, it seems that the use of the word "ass" is very deliberate and intended to get a reaction out of the player.  Probably to make it sound more crass and horrific.
Even when it's not accurate to call them donkey, like when they're wild!  I got tired of seeing "wild donkeys" and replaced every occurance of donkey with ass in the raws, but then got a little tired of seeing "ass milk and cheese"

Also now that there is a sterile tag, why are mules not folded into asses and hinnies added to horses?  I have been changing that by hand even before there was a sterile tag, I just left out "male" and "female" in the tags.
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2012, 02:25:07 pm »

dat FB

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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2012, 03:16:34 pm »

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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2012, 12:09:56 am »

but then got a little tired of seeing "ass milk and cheese"
 

 :o... indeed
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Re: Halarious Forgotten beast!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2012, 09:10:55 pm »

Also now that there is a sterile tag, why are mules not folded into asses and hinnies added to horses?  I have been changing that by hand even before there was a sterile tag, I just left out "male" and "female" in the tags.
Personally, before the caste system went in, I just assumed it was going to have a reaction-like "recipe" system, with a template that was basically LOCAL_CREATURE:MALE -> 50% LOCAL_CREATURE:FEMALE / 50% LOCAL_CREATURE:MALE. That would allow for extra breeding recipes to produce hybrids, sterile or fertile or… other. Might be a decent improvement over what we've got now :J
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