Name: Dan Jeoremeister
Feat: Do the Whirlwind
Inv.: XKCD T-SHIRT, BIODROID SMARTPHONE, OUTDATED LAPTOP
Pesterchum: Known as sluggiteRoxas you make long entries which you edit, multiple, few times often before hitting the enter key, resulting in sometimes languages confusing language order. You always use correct capitalization and what you think is correct puncuation, but you have little knowledge of proper usage of commas, a bit shaky on rules of grammar. You have a habit of rearranging the names of people and putting an X somewhere into their name this is not a reference related to any videogame of any sort. You use emoticons when you feel the need to display emotions, which is not very often.
Bio: You have a passion for WEBCOMICS, OBSCURE BANDS, and JAPANESE STORY-DRIVEN RPG'S. You are a WRITER of AUSPICIOUS TALENT. Who most definitely does not have a replica KEYSWORD in your closet, those are only for people who are obsessed with certain STORY DRIVEN RPG'S. Nor do you have figurines from those JAPANESE STORY DRIVEN RPG'S either. You most definitely do not have a SWITCHBLADE WIELDING RABBIT DOLL in there next to them.
Whenever you are thinking of ideas for your WORKS OF PROSE, you swing and object which is most definitely not a KEYSWORD around your SPACIOUS FRONT YARD smashing hundreds of IMAGINARY ENEMIES.
Your room walls are covered in WEBCOMIC POSTERS from INTERESTING WEBCOMICS.
You are expecting the arrival of a VIDEO GAME, you don't normally go for simulation games, but this one got so many good reviews in Gamebro that you figured you might as well give it a try.