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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 3808687 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8970 on: November 15, 2012, 12:28:06 am »

(Headcrab? XD)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8971 on: November 15, 2012, 12:30:25 am »

(Headcrab? XD)
((Best comment ever! XD

This is a good idea.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8972 on: November 15, 2012, 12:47:13 am »

(( Hmm I am the first ever semi human stone head crab. ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8973 on: November 15, 2012, 02:30:12 am »

(( Haha this is totally awesome, Hmm glowing yellow light on my body,. ))

Imagine myself flying, hook my pack around my neck.
Your delusion of flying seems to have no effect. Getting your pack around your neck isn't easy but you manage to get it on and skitter about, sort of off balance.


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8974 on: November 15, 2012, 07:33:48 am »

"Oh how I wish this mission was over already..."

Do a quick check to see if I can contact Steve.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8975 on: November 15, 2012, 07:55:09 am »

Remove a tear from the pack with my mouth and place it on whats left of the old me then focus on it.

"I wonder if I can grow a second me."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8976 on: November 15, 2012, 08:03:21 am »

"Well...blimey, that's really unsettling. You're like a little part of my worst nightmare that somehow slipped into reality. Wouldn't it be wiser to...not use any more of them thingamajings? at least until we get back on ship."

Be weirded out, drink a swig of scotch
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8977 on: November 15, 2012, 08:05:51 am »

Remove a tear from the pack with my mouth and place it on whats left of the old me then focus on it.

"I wonder if I can grow a second me."

((In the name of all that is holy and unmaimed somebody stop him. Somebody think of the children!))

Stand well back from Leon. Well back.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8978 on: November 15, 2012, 08:11:05 am »

(( I may not get another chance to try this, so I'm taking it now. ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8979 on: November 15, 2012, 08:29:55 am »

((You are just asking for trouble, aren't you? I hope that you don't roll a 1, for our sake...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8980 on: November 15, 2012, 08:32:42 am »

((However if he those roll a 1, he wont be able to try it again.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8981 on: November 15, 2012, 11:29:23 am »

"I wonder whats going to happen."

Lean on wall while waiting.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8982 on: November 15, 2012, 01:03:50 pm »

(( Why not? I rolled a 0 twice and I'm still here. But if it fails I'm not wasting any more on it. ))
« Last Edit: November 15, 2012, 01:48:19 pm by mesor »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Missed the Layup
« Reply #8983 on: November 15, 2012, 04:27:12 pm »

"Oh how I wish this mission was over already..."

Do a quick check to see if I can contact Steve.
Static. Awesome.

"Well...blimey, that's really unsettling. You're like a little part of my worst nightmare that somehow slipped into reality. Wouldn't it be wiser to...not use any more of them thingamajings? at least until we get back on ship."

Be weirded out, drink a swig of scotch
You hide behind the robot, trying your best to drink the image of Leon out of your skull.
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IT'S NOT WORKING!

Remove a tear from the pack with my mouth and place it on whats left of the old me then focus on it.

"I wonder if I can grow a second me."

((In the name of all that is holy and unmaimed somebody stop him. Somebody think of the children!))

Stand well back from Leon. Well back.
You Join pancaek behind the robot, simultaneously shaking your head in disgust and covering it in fear.

"I wonder whats going to happen."

Lean on wall while waiting.
You lean on the wall and yawn. Robots and alien artifacts. Meh.

Remove a tear from the pack with my mouth and place it on whats left of the old me then focus on it.

"I wonder if I can grow a second me."
[will:6-1]
The world vanishes in a burst of light and when it clears you're whole once more, your stony body restored to how it once was. The light glowing within you is even brighter now, as though you contain your own, inner sun. You are grossly incandescent.








The room seems to echo with an odd sort of noise, a modulated, segmented, Gregorian moan and the hiss of of air being sucked violently away. Somewhere below the group hear a metallic thudding, growing closer, faster until the floor near leon glows red then yellow then white in and instant and liquid flame explodes out and into the room, boiling across the ground as a being, barely seen, just a black core in a corona of unearthly white flame rises from the molten hole and hovers in mid air. Timmy is back. 

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Mission 7: Grossly Incandescent
« Reply #8984 on: November 15, 2012, 04:32:19 pm »

Wave
"Hey Timmy"
If Timmy attempts to use magic on any of us dive on him and restrain his arms.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2012, 04:36:05 pm by mesor »
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