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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette (Original Thread: Rules, Armory, Misson archive 1-11)  (Read 2857967 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16455 on: October 10, 2013, 12:05:20 pm »

Jim goes back and grabs Lars, electing to carry him until he regains conciousness, and brings Mesk back to the blast door with him.

"Mesk, can you open this one?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16456 on: October 10, 2013, 12:07:36 pm »

Lars dreams of the gods.

Dream of the gods.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16457 on: October 10, 2013, 12:09:41 pm »

"Sure thing, boss!"
Open the door.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16458 on: October 10, 2013, 07:59:12 pm »

((Well. That certainly happened. I honestly feel that Miyamoto is a larger threat to the team than the Shadow Walker. Not by much, but enough. Although, I don't see him rolling a one anytime soon, eights are pretty nasty too. Oh god. What does a nine look like......))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16459 on: October 10, 2013, 08:39:58 pm »

((The only nine I can recall seeing around here is this gem.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16460 on: October 10, 2013, 09:15:01 pm »

((What does a nine look like......))
Spoiler: Something like: (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: October 11, 2013, 12:00:34 am by Tack »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16461 on: October 10, 2013, 09:39:56 pm »

((There is a distinct lack of all-consuming rifts in the fabric of the universe for that to be a nine with a universal manipulator, Tack. Also could you spoiler that please?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16462 on: October 11, 2013, 12:03:02 am »

((That sentence could use a bit of a rephrase. I didn't really get it for a few reads.))

Also:
"Hey, Jim here. Lars got brain-raped and needs a strong dose of shock-therapy. Preferably into unconsciousness."
((Sleeping won't save you from me...))
>Administering Medicinal electricity.

Lars jerks straight and then slumps to the ground, where mesk lightly kicks him, just to make sure.

SLEEPING WON'T SAVE YOU FROM ME
« Last Edit: October 11, 2013, 12:10:30 am by Tack »
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16463 on: October 11, 2013, 12:40:37 am »

(We can handle a disarmed, unconscious Lars, and we broke line of sight with the smoke grenade. If line of sight doesn't work and neither does shocking him unconscious, then there's nothing we can do anyway. No point in freaking out about it. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16464 on: October 11, 2013, 12:44:23 am »

((Figured the warning was better than you thinking he's harmless, just in case you forgot.))
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
Bay 12 Blood Bowl I apparently host now.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16465 on: October 11, 2013, 01:05:52 am »

(No worries. ^^^ It's not unappreciated.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16466 on: October 11, 2013, 02:20:16 am »

follow miyamotos lead.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16467 on: October 11, 2013, 02:29:04 am »

"Miya, I would greatly appreciate it if you did NOT destroy the building we are attempting to climb while we are inside it. We are not wearing unstoppable war machines like you are." Bishop said over the radio to Miyamoto, warily eying the rain of debris in the elevator shaft.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16468 on: October 11, 2013, 04:58:54 am »

Keep an eye and a ear out for danger and keep smoking.
((Let's get creative!))
Use some of those cans of spraypaint I'm carrying to start writing slogans on the walls, like "We need a slogan!", "Down with the UWM fascists!", "Support the fight for freedom and progress!", "Freedom or Death!" and "Victory to the Free Worlds of Man". Make sure I leave some blank space for at least three murals. Try to think of a good symbol or flag for our rebellion. ((Too bad Lars is unconscious and/or mindraped and/or in combat. I can't talk about our propaganda effort to him...))
« Last Edit: October 13, 2013, 03:14:40 pm by Parisbre56 »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Slash and Burn
« Reply #16469 on: October 11, 2013, 05:55:12 am »

((HEY GUYS, I think I need a decompensator. Did I ever mention that before? That I need a decompensator? Because I do. I need one. A decompensator. Verily.))

"Miya, I would greatly appreciate it if you did NOT destroy the building we are attempting to climb while we are inside it. We are not wearing unstoppable war machines like you are." Bishop said over the radio to Miyamoto, warily eying the rain of debris in the elevator shaft.

"Hey man, cut me some slack here. What, you think I wanted to do that? It's this suit man, it has a will of its own. Imagine driving through busy traffic while your hovercar is trying its damnest to hit every other vehicle and pedestrian in existence.
Using this this thing is one part piloting, two parts restraining it.

Anyways, once the debris stop falling, fly over to my level through the shaft and we'll take our secondary route from there. I'm not sure if that area still has the high gravity, but I for one ain't gonna go up there to check."


Kick in nearest door, dive through to avoid debris. Once Rest of team is here, go to where that passage is I made with the laser and start going up.

((Well. That certainly happened. I honestly feel that Miyamoto is a larger threat to the team than the Shadow Walker. Not by much, but enough. Although, I don't see him rolling a one anytime soon, eights are pretty nasty too. Oh god. What does a nine look like......))

((I dunno, haven't caused any friendly fire yet. Some collateral damage, sure, but what do you expect if they start using civilians as human shields? And I think we've been lucky so far that, despite overshooting horribly, at least it was with a moderate action. If I was already attempting to crush that guy with extreme gravity, the results probably would have been much worse.))
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