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mainiac

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Pickup line suggestion
« on: April 08, 2012, 09:32:31 pm »

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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2012, 04:16:47 am »

"Did I tell you I was donating my body to science?"
"I'm open to a little experimentation."
Mainiac - you need THREE lines. the pickup line, a "success" response and a "failure" response.

But it's not really a pick-up line right now. It should be about the other person's body, not your own to make sense.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2012, 04:58:15 am by Reelya »
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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2012, 04:33:02 am »

Actually, LCS doesn't have failures for each pickup line. It has a set of generic rejection messages it selects from. If the other person isn't actually impressed by your pickup line, they're not going to try hard to be witty in the way they shoot you down.
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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 07:36:14 am »

But it's not really a pick-up line right now. It should be about the other person's body, not your own to make sense.
It could be female liberal who is saying the pickup line.
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mainiac

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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2012, 10:52:45 pm »

"If you'll be the 6, I'll be the 9."
"I thought you were more of a 10."
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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2012, 06:16:05 pm »

But it's not really a pick-up line right now. It should be about the other person's body, not your own to make sense.

"Would you like to donate your body to science?"
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Also, I think there was some suggestion earlier about getting special pickup lines if you have other skills high enough. For psychology, there should totally be
"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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mainiac

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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2012, 12:38:38 am »

"Let's get tangent to each others curves."
"That was a bit derivative but I liked it."
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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2012, 02:46:16 pm »

"RIP! MAIM!! BURN!!!" (Heavy Weapons)
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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2012, 04:01:50 pm »

"Let's get tangent to each others curves."
"That was a bit derivative but I liked it."

Only works on mathmaticians & engineers though.  It'd be funny if different professions had specialized lines that got a huge bonus when used on the appropriate profession type.  I can only imaging what the sewer worker special line would be...
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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2012, 04:52:23 pm »

I can only imaging what the sewer worker special line would be...

I dunno for sewer workers. Now, for a plumber:
"My pipes are gonna burst if you don't fix them for me."
"I'll go get my... "wrench"."
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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 01:51:18 am »

"Hey, are you a Brony? Cause I want to see your Pinkie Pie"
"Ok, Ill show you that Im a rarity."
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2012, 04:14:13 am »

"you're so ugly , i like it !"
"TAKE ME , NOW !"
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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 04:32:11 am »

"Hey, you have a big chest, do you want any help carrying it?"
"Sure, and later you can put those hands to use in other ways."
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 04:35:20 am »

"here's my keys , I'll meet you in my bedroom"
"TAKE ME , NOW !"
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Re: Pickup line suggestion
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2012, 05:20:25 am »

"Hey, are you a gamer? Do you want to play PS3?"
"Why don't you PS me?"

"Hey, my vacuum broke, are you any good any sucking?"
"I can show you later tonight."
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Just goes to show, even a Male Doctor that Looks Like a Female and a Criminal with Poor Hygiene Habits can fall in love.
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