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Author Topic: Greatest reactions to DF gameplay, ever  (Read 67611 times)

Tibbz2

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Re: Greatest reactions to DF gameplay, ever
« Reply #240 on: May 29, 2012, 01:15:50 pm »

Love this thread!

Not many of my friends know DF, I think maybe 2 max, the ones I just tell them random stories/do a live commentary of my game down Skype :p    One of them doesn't really take an interest, the other likes it and he wants me to show him how to play because he cba with the tutorials on youtube  ::)
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THE DEMONS ESCAPED MY ICE TRAP AND NOW MY LAST WARRIOR IS SMACKING THEM ALL DOWN WITH HER DECEASED TODDLER OH GOD THE BOOZE JUST EXPLODED AND THERE'S SMOKE AND FIRE EVERYWHERE JESUS CHRIST.

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Re: Greatest reactions to DF gameplay, ever
« Reply #241 on: May 29, 2012, 01:24:58 pm »

your wife need to play herself, she'll soon realize what must be done, and then shell be drowning elves.
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Re: Greatest reactions to DF gameplay, ever
« Reply #242 on: May 30, 2012, 03:00:31 am »

your wife need to play herself, she'll soon realize what must be done, and then shell be drowning elves.
I can't possibly imagine my wife playing DF. She's such a sensible person. (She isn't given to flights of fancy.)
Also, she doesn't like complicated games. I guess opposites attract each other...  :P
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Going backwards in reversed time (just like everybody else).

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Re: Greatest reactions to DF gameplay, ever
« Reply #243 on: May 30, 2012, 06:55:36 am »

"A kitten powered shotgun?"

"Nah, between the zombies and general mayhem the cats didn't really breed enough to start up any kind of real kitten-bullet industry."

"...No.... See.... I meant a shotgun, with a kitten working the mechanisms."

"...Oh."

Now that's just silly - animal movement is random, so you'd never get a consistent firing rate.  But if you load a minecart with x number of kittens each time, you'll get regular results in terms of damage inflicted.  Far more sensible, if you ask me.

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Re: Greatest reactions to DF gameplay, ever
« Reply #244 on: May 30, 2012, 11:10:47 am »

Kittens are more suited to rifles, anyway.
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Re: Greatest reactions to DF gameplay, ever
« Reply #245 on: May 30, 2012, 01:25:05 pm »

Kittens are more suited to rifles, anyway.

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Personally, I like [DF] because after climbing the damned learning cliff, I'm too elitist to consider not liking it.
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Re: Greatest reactions to DF gameplay, ever
« Reply #246 on: May 30, 2012, 03:19:11 pm »

Me: And these are the farming operations, and here's the room where the elves and goblins are melted.
Mom: how do you even play this
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