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Karakzon

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THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« on: April 15, 2012, 12:46:57 pm »

The human pethit setshiisha has come! a medium sized creature prone to great ambition.

He walked naked into the barracks and got shot in the head in 2 seconds that paralysed him from the head down.

Im guessing werebeast that turned human at an unlucky timing? has anyone else experianced random naked hostile individuals wandering into the fortress? this individual decided to attack despite the fact that most humans who turn back from beastys run away. so unless i have something cursed into human form this is rather weird.

Legends mode says:
female >.> were-rhino who enjoyed eating elves and their livestock. seems she was interested in trying dwarven meat and found it too difficult to handle.
Cursed by kadest Amberblue a male human form god of jewels and wealth.

The question is: how do you profaine a temple dedicated to pure greed? 0.o

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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2012, 12:47:51 pm »

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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2012, 12:58:30 pm »

Steal from the god of greed, he will be unhappy you considered your mortaling greed superior to  his divine greed. In conclusion: What a dick
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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 01:01:45 pm »

Yeah I had something similar to this, a dwarven child werebeast that turned up basically right next to an entrance to my fortress. I locked the hatch and it just stood around until it left. It was rather undramatic all things considered.

 Also, profane the temple the way we profane all temples, with MAGMA some brilliant device that blows them off the face of the planet! The god of greed you say? How would he like to be the god of greed in SPAAACE?
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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2012, 01:03:30 pm »

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The question is: how do you profaine a temple dedicated to pure greed?
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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2012, 01:04:29 pm »

Also, profane the temple the way we profane all temples, with MAGMA some brilliant device that blows them off the face of the planet! The god of greed you say? How would he like to be the god of greed in SPAAACE?

Being god of space greed(or alternatively the space god of greed) actually sounds pretty cool.

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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2012, 01:05:02 pm »

Also, profane the temple the way we profane all temples, with MAGMA some brilliant device that blows them off the face of the planet! The god of greed you say? How would he like to be the god of greed in SPAAACE?

Being god of space greed(or alternatively the space god of greed) actually sounds pretty cool.

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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2012, 06:09:38 pm »

The question is: how do you profaine a temple dedicated to pure greed? 0.o
Burn a copy of Atlas Shrugged.
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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2012, 10:53:46 pm »

The question is: how do you profaine a temple dedicated to pure greed? 0.o

Being transformed into a weregecko would've been more appropriate.
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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2012, 10:57:20 pm »

The question is: how do you profaine a temple dedicated to pure greed? 0.o
Burn a copy of Atlas Shrugged.

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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2012, 11:05:57 pm »

Burn a copy of Atlas Shrugged.

Isn't desecrating saving the world from Ayn Rand a reason unto itself?
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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2012, 11:22:51 pm »

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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2012, 11:56:00 pm »

Isn't that normally what you do with Atlas Shrugged?
(I would have, but couldn't have afforded the library fine at the time)
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« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2012, 12:32:04 am »

"That book is not a book to be put aside lightly.

It should be thrown with great force."
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Re: THE HUMAN HAS COME!
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2012, 04:04:57 am »

The question is: how do you profaine a temple dedicated to pure greed? 0.o
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The question is: how do you profaine a temple dedicated to pure greed? 0.o
Burn a copy of Atlas Shrugged.

Being transformed into a weregecko would've been more appropriate.

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