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Author Topic: Bureaucracy: A Game of Packages  (Read 64375 times)

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Bureaucracy: A Game of Packages
« on: April 15, 2012, 03:40:14 pm »



Today is going to be an awesome awakeness period. I can just feel it in my thorax. Ahui, maybe I'll finally get to submit form R3467234-W-Y753 today. Wouldn't that be awesome? Ahui, what if they only accepted it in duplicate! That would be the best sleep cycle of my duration. Ahui!
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I'm getting ahead of myself. I should go talk to my Pod Leader first.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2012, 03:47:12 pm »

Seek Pod Leader.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2012, 03:49:46 pm »

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2012, 04:05:32 pm »



Pod Leader LP9-FD01 is right through this door here.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2012, 04:06:31 pm »

Screw the Pod Leader! Become an anarchist! Fill in form R3467234-W-Y735 in duplicate WITHOUT his consent!

Such a rebel!
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2012, 04:07:42 pm »

Screw the Pod Leader! Become an anarchist! Fill in form R3467234-W-Y735 in duplicate WITHOUT his consent!

Such a rebel!

But do it quietly. We don't want to have to fill in the revolutionary's form yet.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2012, 04:15:35 pm »

Enjoy your delusions for a moment and then politely trigger the door chime before entering as per regulation 329-123u subparagraph III.
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2012, 04:18:29 pm »



Become an anarchist and a revolutionary? I don't think that I have the forms for that.
Maybe Pod Leader LP9-FD01 will know where I can acquire those forms.


I'm only a Level P3-D Fighter, silly. Only Level P4-1 Fighters and up get door chimes.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2012, 04:22:11 pm »

...Go play with that octopus thing at the other end of the room.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2012, 04:24:54 pm »

Well go out that door and find the pod leader!
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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2012, 04:25:38 pm »

Notify Pod Leader of our interest in a meeting via the octopus.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2012, 04:32:57 pm »

Octapus-thing?!?!?



That's Fhlophjk, the pet Thlpfhelf that I've had since I've filled out form P5638T-9B 'Cloning pod pet'. His name means 'Generic name of low inspiration'. Ahui, isn't he adorable with his glazed over eyes and his cute beard-fins bobbing wearily in the water! Who's a level 6F cute little Thlpfhelf? Yes you are, yes you are!

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Fhlophjk can't speak Standard, so he can't talk to LP9-FD01.



I would go through the door to meet Pod Leader LP9-FD01, but my pen has run out of ink, so I can't fill out the proper forms. Don't worry though, I've already filled out the correct forms 2 periods ago, so a delivery robot should be waiting outside with my package.


Wait...


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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2012, 04:36:02 pm »

>Timeskip to package?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Bureaucracy: A Game of Ineptitude
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2012, 04:37:59 pm »


Naui, the package should be already here. It's just waiting for me on the other side of the door. I just need to open this door to get the package.

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