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Giant Jumping Spider...
« on: April 19, 2012, 04:00:49 am »

Well I caught one of these things and well, they don't have poison, they don't make webs, should I just use him/her for war?
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 04:11:04 am »

see if you can train it into a WAR spider... >.<
but it makes you wish dwarves could use/train mounts doesn't it

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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 04:18:15 am »

Skeletal marksdwarf riding a jumping spider...

That would ruin df.
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 04:35:08 am »

minecraft FTW...

but no, we already far worse things to deal with.

besides adding mounted undead troops to a necromancer siege might result in even more !FUN!

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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 04:43:18 am »

Skeletal spongemen riding giant sponges.. OH THE HORROR.. -screams-

3 years later

-still screaming- THEY'VE MOVED A SQUARE CLOSER OSHT!
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 10:38:42 am »

Yeah GJS's can't be tamed for war :<.
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 12:26:27 pm »

So youre going to do the right thing here... and add [TRAINABLE] right?!
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 12:34:37 pm »

Dunno, I want to get a breeding pair first (I have a male at the moment and I've seen a female lurking around(Maybe they were together and I seperated them? ;'( )) and make their bebbiez domesticated.
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 12:36:19 pm »

They don't have child-ens either, so you'd have to add a [CHILD] tag.
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 12:36:40 pm »

Don't they lay eggs?
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2012, 12:37:08 pm »

No they do not.
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2012, 12:38:14 pm »

omfg ._.

So basically I have a pussy GCS that has no abilities.
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2012, 12:40:19 pm »

Mod the raws
Add: [TRAINALBE] and [CHILD]
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2012, 12:40:46 pm »

Don't forget that chitin has the defensive properties of papier-mâché, so one good punch in the head from anything will probably kill it.
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Re: Giant Jumping Spider...
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2012, 01:33:18 pm »

The kitten slashes at the Goblin Axelord in the upper body with the claw, front left paw, slicing the upper body through the +<<*papier-mâché* breastplate>>+!  The Goblin Axelord's aorta has been severed!  Many arteries have been severed!
The Goblin Axelord looks sick!
The Goblin Axelord retches!

The Goblin Axelord has bled to death!
Fluffball the Purring Menace of Severing, kitten, has been elected mayor!
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