Go out wandering amidst the junk in search of my leg, i paid good money for that thing and its leg holster.
Also lament the fact that i broke the bicycle while i seek out anything organic looking, fancy, vehicular or high tech in nature.
You retrieve your leg and find a skateboard near it. Neato.
Tubular.
Excellent
Cowabunga
Give someone nearby who is either unarmed or failing that, not likely to rip my head off, a great big hug.
"C'mere, you! This is great!"
"Thank you! I'll try to behave!"
Give someone nearby who is either unarmed or failing that, not likely to rip my head off, a great big hug.
"C'mere, you! This is great!"
"Hugs! hugs for the hug throne!"
Hugs!
Gonna...Gonna ask this once. Just once. Are you SURE you wanna do that?"I don't, no. Electronics aren't really my forte. I can't help with forcing the door open, seeing as these spikes make my amps useless. Don't you lot have another way in? One of those romete keys, like a garage door?"
Negative to the scientists question. Hope that they can jury rig the panel somehow, or know of way how to do so.
They seem to talk to each other for a few moments and then you hear a metallic clanking from down the hall.
"Dr. Clark will be here in a moment to open the door. You'll have to stay outside. Family only, inside.
I don't know what you're talking about, comrade.
(Dynamically climb) To the top! Eventually. 
Assisted flight is a good method, too. Hopefully my bad luck doesn't affect others... 
GO SAVE THE BAD CLIMBER! FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
Good news: Flying to the top works just fine. Tires the would be butterfly out, but you both make it. Bad news is that his wings vanish shortly after reaching the summit.
At the summit itself, which is a large, reasonably flat facet in the shape of a square, the upper most corner seems to be the thing which is burning.
Continue being unconscious.
Can do, friendo.
Here, have a website I find interesting
http://illusorywall.tumblr.com/"Oh hey there.. uh squidwards!?!? I uh, was walking by and then uh.. Look at those tentacles! Err ugh, woah! Who broke that panel!?!"
Say that. Don't cry... Don't cry... Oh no just cry! Murmur about the squid overlords, attempt to make amends.
They seem to mostly ignore you, just continuing their own conversation. Hmm, well at least they're not mad?
>Wake the fuck up.
>Work out where the fuck I am.
>Drink that fucking potion, assuming I'm in an environment condusive to drinking.
You're in the barracks. You drink your potion.
Two things happen.
1. You become a bear.
2. You become invisible.
Wake up and stumble around the ship mumbling about random shit.
You manage to wake up but still can't feel your lower body. And the parts you can feel, you really kinda wish you couldn't.
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