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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5685930 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13290 on: March 12, 2013, 05:34:31 pm »

(( I am about to do the single most suicidal action in this entire story arc. ))
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Spit on his face, I won't bow down to the devil.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13291 on: March 12, 2013, 06:17:46 pm »

(( I am about to do the single most suicidal action in this entire story arc. ))
"Hi Honey!"
Spit on his face, I won't bow down to the devil.
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((Details...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13292 on: March 12, 2013, 06:25:04 pm »

Examine scout eye and one of those laser drones in detail, including what limits them to a single use.

See if I can find those mining exosuits. If so, examine where they get their power from and if they've got any additional features I wasn't aware of.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13293 on: March 12, 2013, 08:35:23 pm »

((I'm debating what I should have Celeste research/tinker with/whatever the term would be first.
1: A pair of glasses (or a scouter, or whatever) that allows the wearer to pull up information from either books or the internet on command, to help cover for low INT. In essence, gives +1 INT if the wearer's willing to use a round to research. Kinda like that new Google Glass thing they're working on IRL.
2: Some kind of legwear that reduces exhaustion from running, allowing the runner to run as fast as they can without tiring.))
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King Henry the IV or something had a lot of wives, most of whom he executed. Because he could.
A ton of them mass-murdered Jews and Muslims. CAUSE THEY COULD.
A roman emperor made his horse a noble, cause he could.
And I modded them all out of existence, because I could.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13294 on: March 12, 2013, 08:39:23 pm »

((Quicktopic?

It's totally different, so maybe it's some MMO roguelike he whipped up in his spare time.  Or it'll be hosted on Youtube.))
Haha, you clearly hold me in higher regard then I do.

((After you pulled this off, I wouldn't put anything past you.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13295 on: March 12, 2013, 08:44:38 pm »

((I'm debating what I should have Celeste research/tinker with/whatever the term would be first.
1: A pair of glasses (or a scouter, or whatever) that allows the wearer to pull up information from either books or the internet on command, to help cover for low INT. In essence, gives +1 INT if the wearer's willing to use a round to research. Kinda like that new Google Glass thing they're working on IRL.
2: Some kind of legwear that reduces exhaustion from running, allowing the runner to run as fast as they can without tiring.))
((1: wrist-comp
2: exo-suit/MK3 suit/any vehicle))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13296 on: March 12, 2013, 08:53:13 pm »

((I'm debating what I should have Celeste research/tinker with/whatever the term would be first.
1: A pair of glasses (or a scouter, or whatever) that allows the wearer to pull up information from either books or the internet on command, to help cover for low INT. In essence, gives +1 INT if the wearer's willing to use a round to research. Kinda like that new Google Glass thing they're working on IRL.
2: Some kind of legwear that reduces exhaustion from running, allowing the runner to run as fast as they can without tiring.))
((1: wrist-comp
2: exo-suit/MK3 suit/any vehicle))
((I should've known the wrist-com thing, bu do exo-suits really take the stress off of running?))
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They can do whatever the heck they want. That's why they are nobles, cause they CAN.
King Henry the IV or something had a lot of wives, most of whom he executed. Because he could.
A ton of them mass-murdered Jews and Muslims. CAUSE THEY COULD.
A roman emperor made his horse a noble, cause he could.
And I modded them all out of existence, because I could.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13297 on: March 12, 2013, 08:56:11 pm »

((1: wrist-comp
2: exo-suit/MK3 suit/any vehicle))
((I should've known the wrist-com thing, bu do exo-suits really take the stress off of running?))
((Well, if they don't, what would? Other than genetic enhancements or something, of course.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13298 on: March 12, 2013, 09:01:50 pm »

((...Fair point. I'm just trying to think of things that could help shore up shortcomings or enhance mobility, or both.))
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They can do whatever the heck they want. That's why they are nobles, cause they CAN.
King Henry the IV or something had a lot of wives, most of whom he executed. Because he could.
A ton of them mass-murdered Jews and Muslims. CAUSE THEY COULD.
A roman emperor made his horse a noble, cause he could.
And I modded them all out of existence, because I could.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13299 on: March 12, 2013, 09:11:58 pm »

((1: wrist-comp
2: exo-suit/MK3 suit/any vehicle))
((I should've known the wrist-com thing, bu do exo-suits really take the stress off of running?))
((Well, if they don't, what would? Other than genetic enhancements or something, of course.))
(Something mimicking the tendons in kangaroo feet and legs?
I don't think it's fair to assume that exosuits do everything that can be done...)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13300 on: March 12, 2013, 10:01:37 pm »

Dammit leaf i demand you make the gravimetric distortion grenades... i even told you how to make them.

They may require slight tweaking but they will be cheap as fuck once you buy the automanipulator.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13301 on: March 13, 2013, 12:55:51 am »

Jobasio smiled slightly at the AM. "Worry not, all gum shall be disposed of in a thoughtful manner."
He carefully placed his 'purchases' into his backpack and made to leave, then stopped, his face turning thoughtful as he apparently remembered something. He turned back to the kiosk.

"Ah, I almost forgot. Do you have any... books? By which I mean, old, ancient books, the kind rich folk and magisters tend to place at strategic locations around their palaces as means to make them look intelligent in front of guests. Of course, I don't need an actually ancient copy, a reprint would be fine. Would you have anything like that?"
He tilted his head hopefully, then added, "Oh, and a paintbrush would be handy too."

>Request a paintbrush and an old-fashioned, fancy-pants book of some description.

>Then go to Rec room, place my rifle on a table and paint her a nice shade of blue. Taking care to do a neat job, of course.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13302 on: March 13, 2013, 01:01:12 am »

Charles tries to convince the man that he is clearly delusional and that he needs medical assistance from the Doctor.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13303 on: March 13, 2013, 01:13:39 am »

Jobasio smiled slightly at the AM. "Worry not, all gum shall be disposed of in a thoughtful manner."
He carefully placed his 'purchases' into his backpack and made to leave, then stopped, his face turning thoughtful as he apparently remembered something. He turned back to the kiosk.

"Ah, I almost forgot. Do you have any... books? By which I mean, old, ancient books, the kind rich folk and magisters tend to place at strategic locations around their palaces as means to make them look intelligent in front of guests. Of course, I don't need an actually ancient copy, a reprint would be fine. Would you have anything like that?"
He tilted his head hopefully, then added, "Oh, and a paintbrush would be handy too."

>Request a paintbrush and an old-fashioned, fancy-pants book of some description.

>Then go to Rec room, place my rifle on a table and paint her a nice shade of blue. Taking care to do a neat job, of course.
stand up and edge away from the apparently permanently crowded armory then, with my hands behind my back, follow the person with the blue paint.

upon reaching the rec room, find a corner to hide stand in and observe what is going on in the room. hands still held behind my back. avoid eye contact unless spoken to directly.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Off Broadway
« Reply #13304 on: March 13, 2013, 05:07:23 am »

((@Piecewise, people in robot bodies can still increase their stats right?
Also if i were to design a sexy new robot body that was in no way humanoid could i be automatically implanted into one provided i was already a brainjar or would i still have to pay for it?
Im designing a prototype medical body if prototyping is an option))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.
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