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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14175 on: April 29, 2013, 01:21:57 pm »

The Holy Roman Empire.
But you don't have any giant silly hats! You can't be part of the Holy roman empire without a giant silly hat! Honestly, no idea whats going on here. Last thing I remember you were impersonating a cat.

Bite her to death.
[dex:6-1]
[lg dex:6]
[lg str;4]
[end:4+1]
She punches you in the face and knocks out a tooth. You smile and swing back.
[dex:5-1]
[str2:-1]
You punch her in the head and break your other hand.

"Hi! How are you? I'm Grate."

Delay fighting by acting nice.

She doesn't respond. Maybe her AI wasn't coded to deal with people being nice.

hold my hands behind my back and Follow Feyri.
still doing this
same time, same place, same plan
I have a plan. It may be the exact same thing as last time, but it's my plan and i like it.
The epic tale of me silently following Feyri around with my hands behind my back shall continue!
Nested levels of apathy here.

Change the channel to something non-degenerative, then. Walk off to VR, enter it. Check how many seasons and spinoffs Jersey Shore has. Download them all onto my wristpad if possible. If not possible, obtain as many datapads as needed and download them all onto those. Also, get three bottles of Xeno Spit. Sing a happy work song while doing all this.

You get a few episodes of the jersey shore on your datapad and then get some more bottles of xeno spit to keep the one you already have company.

Charles exits the VR.

Charles Exits the Vr.

Get dressed, find SPACE door out of SPACE barrack. Slyly poke SPACE head out.

"Anbody home? Seriously shouldn't someone have come to check on me by now? Like... A SPACE alarm went off somwhere telling you guys I'm awake.... I'm talking to mySPACEself right now, aren't I?"
You look out the door and around. There are signs painted on the walls and colored lines on the ground that lead to different places.

>Good morning. Welcome to space. It is cold and there is no oxygen. You will die soon.


"Come on, people fear you, they have faced you and interacted with you, surely you are more than that now."
Still ready to counter attack.
"You appear to be confusing VR with real life. Have you considered seeking VR-addiction therapy?"


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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14176 on: April 29, 2013, 01:32:29 pm »

[dex:6-1]
[lg dex:6]
[lg str;4]
[end:4+1]
She punches you in the face and knocks out a tooth. You smile and swing back.
[dex:5-1]
[str2:-1]
You punch her in the head and break your other hand.
((Oh ye gods. She's definitely either a younger AM or maybe a VR copy of AM's daughter or something. Has anyone beaten her in a straight-up fight yet? I think it happened, but... when?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14177 on: April 29, 2013, 01:44:29 pm »

Get some painting supplies from Sandy. Paint a vivid scene from the Jersey Shore on one of the hallway walls to frighten away the evil spirits. Make sure to use lots of brownish-orange (brorange?). Sing while working.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14178 on: April 29, 2013, 01:49:24 pm »

"Well as this is my first time with this thing i don't think I'm addicted, but I don't see why I would want to be out there where I have a 4 in 10 chance in dying in the next few days, lets get this other with then."
FINISH HER!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14179 on: April 29, 2013, 03:21:26 pm »

((Lukas beat her, but to be fair, he did use his Giant Killer Robot form.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14180 on: April 29, 2013, 03:28:48 pm »

((I don't think a giant killer robot against a little girl counts as a "fair fight".))

((Oh, and she was programmed to deal with hugs but not people trying to be nice?))

"Huh. Um...I know! I'll go show you something!"

Grab the little girl's hand, and start looking around for somewhere to go to.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14181 on: April 29, 2013, 04:06:12 pm »

hold my hands behind my back and Follow Feyri.
still doing this
same time, same place, same plan
I have a plan. It may be the exact same thing as last time, but it's my plan and i like it.
The epic tale of me silently following Feyri around with my hands behind my back shall continue!
Keep doing the same thing in the same circumstances, and expect a different result.

EDIT:
Go find someone. Remove their pants. Run away.
keep Feyri between me and the Pony Predator if approached
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 07:17:54 pm by Lenglon »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14182 on: April 29, 2013, 04:28:51 pm »

((Oh, and she was programmed to deal with hugs but not people trying to be nice?))
((Considering that some of the inmates are known to behave... inappropriately, I think including the ability to deal with physical interaction was a very sensible design choice, especially in this scenario where close proximity with inmates is guaranteed.))
Grab the little girl's hand, and start looking around for somewhere to go to.
108083.4212533.nlf : 7 : Unhandled exception caught: out_of_bounds_exception()
Process was terminated with signal SIGABRT

Grate@VR6>_


But seriously, if that doesn't work, someone should try summoning her in Tinker so they can interact outside the constraints of the Punch Many Things program.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 04:51:01 pm by Parisbre56 »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14183 on: April 29, 2013, 05:05:26 pm »

hold my hands behind my back and Follow Feyri.
still doing this
same time, same place, same plan
I have a plan. It may be the exact same thing as last time, but it's my plan and i like it.
The epic tale of me silently following Feyri around with my hands behind my back shall continue!
Keep doing the same thing in the same circumstances, and expect a different result.
((I look forward to how this epic quote pyramid will turn out.

Also, I don't understand your guys fascination with the girl. Yeah, yeah, she beat a bunch of people. If anything, it only shows how inadequate the RtD system can be when fighting children. Trying to interact with the program will not change the nature of the program. Piecewise, to his credit, isn't known for giving in to persistence.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14184 on: April 29, 2013, 06:07:58 pm »

(("...when fighting children..."

Hey, Grate's a child!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14185 on: April 29, 2013, 06:30:57 pm »

Ignore SPACE voice's ominous welcome. (Sounds like a SPACE douche anyway) Read SPACE signs. Figure out where to go.

((Kinda weighing the idea that whenever Seth says "SPACE" he spazes out and screams it at the top of his lungs. This would of course make impossible to be stealthy. Rule of funny?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14186 on: April 29, 2013, 06:48:37 pm »

((I don't know why, but in my imagination your character looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo and talks like a stereotypical surfer dude (you know, something like "Chill dude, we're in space man! Space is like, a space but it's mostly empty space, you know what I'm sain'? Wow, that was far out there man.") For some reason I find it incredibly funny.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14187 on: April 29, 2013, 06:53:39 pm »

((I can't help but imagine that SPACEing everything would be hilarious. Let's see you do it on a mission...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14188 on: April 29, 2013, 07:03:19 pm »

Continue to punch her.

((At this point I just think her dice are ridiculously lucky.))





And/or rigged. Probably not.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14189 on: April 29, 2013, 07:11:02 pm »

Go find someone. Remove their pants. Run away.
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