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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14295 on: May 07, 2013, 02:49:15 am »

"Smart."
Punch, miss on purpose, when she counter attacks reverse it.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14296 on: May 07, 2013, 02:51:06 am »

Charles walks to the Armory.
"Do the substances in the IV lines of VR machines make people more receptacle to persuasion?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14297 on: May 07, 2013, 03:15:49 am »

"Do the substances in the IV lines of VR machines make people more receptacle to persuasion?"
((no, they dont turn people into cups if they get persuaded, sorry.))
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14298 on: May 07, 2013, 06:46:22 am »

"Hmm... Interesting. Looks like I can manage to get a rifle onto it. I wonder... How much gear could I give these, provided I boosted the rockets to compensate?"

Hell, if we're going for mighty glacier, we may as well go for mighty glacier. It's probably still faster than Celeste anyhow. Swap the aluminum armor for titanium. Bring up a research screen on shock absorbing padding to put beneath the armor. We will make it a tank. We have the technology. ...I think.
How large is a cutting laser compared to a plasma rifle or a hand laser? We're ignoring cost at the moment. I'll be upgrading the Soldier Eye (yay name) as I gain the required tokens. Hand laser at the start, then rifle, then cutting laser. I'll probably get enhanced propulsion as needed to compensate for gear. ...Oh hey, it's just like pokemon evolving!


((While I'm on the topic of names, lemme just brainstorm some names.
I'm probably getting a bit too ambitious now, but a man can dream. Am I doing Tinker right?
Also, it occurs to me that if the AI part goes as planned, I will, in essence, be controlling two characters. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm also not sure how Piecewise feels about that.))
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King Henry the IV or something had a lot of wives, most of whom he executed. Because he could.
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A roman emperor made his horse a noble, cause he could.
And I modded them all out of existence, because I could.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14299 on: May 07, 2013, 06:54:58 am »

Buy a clip anyways.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14300 on: May 07, 2013, 07:08:18 am »

"Thanks, Sandy, you're helpful as always!"

Go over to infirmary. Find the Doctor if he's available. If unavailable, find a nurse or doctor that's available to chat up. If all these things fail, go find Nyars instead.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14301 on: May 07, 2013, 08:23:18 am »

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Well Feyri's pretty much a terminator at this point; we've stitched her back together and replaced so many parts that she's basically a robot wearing a woman suit. Does that count?

Also thats fairly terrifying, now that I come to think about it...

Is everything I say like that? Normal to me but terrifying to everyone else? Am I having a lucid moment or is this just the exhaustion speaking?
((It's probably the exhaustion enhancing a lucid moment. To be fair, it was only upon reading this that the mater of Feyri fighting to keep her humanity but having had most of her body replaced by now occurred to me. It does remind me that thing of "What measure is a human/non-human/cyborg/naked man running around with his face smeared in coke and yelling 'Viva Piņata'?"

Food for thought.))


((What is a man?  A miserable little pile of secrets.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14302 on: May 07, 2013, 11:30:14 am »

"Gawwwwd, this... This...  is awful... It was sooooo much bettterrr... Back 900 years back, or... Or whenever I wasn't part of this..."
Channel surf.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14303 on: May 07, 2013, 12:23:00 pm »

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(I think I'll do another movie day on a sunday, once all your Finals and Midterms and such are done. Start suggesting movies and shows to watch now)

((The starship troopers movies! All 4 of them, the bad ones too!
Especially the bad ones.

Then follow up with the weird starship troopers anime adaptation (it had a... very unique take on the Arachnids), maybe finish of with the good CGI series.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14304 on: May 07, 2013, 01:25:39 pm »

((@GM: Star Wars Christmas Special. Then we get bottles of some highly alcoholic beverage and take swigs each time it comes to our mind how terrible it is.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14305 on: May 07, 2013, 03:48:00 pm »

((Fairly normal to me, GM.))

Get out from under the bed and stalk one of them.

You stalk over to Robo-lady Feyri and observe her from a distance.

continue leaning against the wall under the air vent, look around, occasionally leave my eyes closed for roughly five second periods, keep track of Feyri's position in the room.

wait
continue waiting
obviously, waiting more will make everything better
Buffering....

"Smart."
Punch, miss on purpose, when she counter attacks reverse it.

You punch and miss on purpose. She doesn't counter attack. She just keeps laughing at you.

"Smart...er"

Charles walks to the Armory.
"Do the substances in the IV lines of VR machines make people more receptacle to persuasion?"

"It makes them more susceptible to tactile empathy, if that makes sense."

"Hmm... Interesting. Looks like I can manage to get a rifle onto it. I wonder... How much gear could I give these, provided I boosted the rockets to compensate?"

Hell, if we're going for mighty glacier, we may as well go for mighty glacier. It's probably still faster than Celeste anyhow. Swap the aluminum armor for titanium. Bring up a research screen on shock absorbing padding to put beneath the armor. We will make it a tank. We have the technology. ...I think.
How large is a cutting laser compared to a plasma rifle or a hand laser? We're ignoring cost at the moment. I'll be upgrading the Soldier Eye (yay name) as I gain the required tokens. Hand laser at the start, then rifle, then cutting laser. I'll probably get enhanced propulsion as needed to compensate for gear. ...Oh hey, it's just like pokemon evolving!


((While I'm on the topic of names, lemme just brainstorm some names.
I'm probably getting a bit too ambitious now, but a man can dream. Am I doing Tinker right?
Also, it occurs to me that if the AI part goes as planned, I will, in essence, be controlling two characters. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm also not sure how Piecewise feels about that.))

Cutting lasers are big. You know the minigun "ol' painless" from Predator? Bigger then that. Most people don't carry them without some sort of mechanical aid. So strapping one to an unmodifed Scouteye is not gonna work. Basically, in order to maintain the speed of a normal eye, or any movement at all after a certain point, you're gonna need stronger rockets. And a reenforced body.

Really you're gonna have to start from the ground up.

As per controlling two characters, if it's AI controlled, I'll be controlling it. If it's remote controlled, you'll be controlling it. Either way, still one character.

Buy a clip anyways.

Done.

"Thanks, Sandy, you're helpful as always!"

Go over to infirmary. Find the Doctor if he's available. If unavailable, find a nurse or doctor that's available to chat up. If all these things fail, go find Nyars instead.

You find a nurse. Hello nurse.

"Gawwwwd, this... This...  is awful... It was sooooo much bettterrr... Back 900 years back, or... Or whenever I wasn't part of this..."
Channel surf.

News, news, 24 hour organ repo network, infomercial, unreality tv, reality tv, questionable reality tv, altered reality tv, infomercial...



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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14306 on: May 07, 2013, 03:53:12 pm »

((Request for inventory and stats please. :3))

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« Reply #14307 on: May 07, 2013, 03:53:47 pm »

I am shocked and appalled that he went nine channels without hitting porn.
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« Reply #14308 on: May 07, 2013, 03:59:14 pm »

I am shocked and appalled that he went nine channels without hitting porn.
((Nothing guarantees the infomercial didn't have porn. Nor the news, for that matter.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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« Reply #14309 on: May 07, 2013, 04:01:23 pm »

((Well, you know.  Dedicated porn.  Pure, undiluted porn.))
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