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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5686039 times)

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Game One, Discontinued at World 3.
Game Two, Discontinued at World 1.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14326 on: May 07, 2013, 11:34:42 pm »

"Hello, dear medical professional. I'm Stacy Buttle. Who might you be?"

Chat up nurse.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14327 on: May 08, 2013, 12:00:44 am »

((Wait, weight, geddit))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14328 on: May 08, 2013, 01:48:36 am »

"In that case, how potent and fast-acting is it? Are there any portable devices that can exploit its effects?"
« Last Edit: May 08, 2013, 01:50:36 am by Empiricist »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14329 on: May 08, 2013, 09:27:42 am »

Ok. I will walk around for a while.

Walk around. See what the others are doing. Go to the VR.
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14330 on: May 08, 2013, 04:27:46 pm »

((Request for inventory and stats please. :3))


May
+1 uncon wep, intel
-1 intuition, wep,Exotic
1/3 char, dex, med, con
2/3  uncon,dex
30/40 mind

Med kit
Microwave Field Manipulator (17)
10 token
Revolver (6 shots)
Kinetic amp
Claymore

I am shocked and appalled that he went nine channels without hitting porn.
Infomercial about synthflesh dick legs.

"Yes I am."
With my arm still behind her from the punch, grab the back of her head and with my leg knock her over with a sweep, while still holding onto her head, then slam her into the ground.
[dex:4]
[str:3]
[lg str:4]
You get hold of her hair and pull but she stands there, completely immobile.

"At this point I think the computer might just start cheating to make fun of you." She says, before growing 8 feet tall.

Well Feyri's pretty much a terminator at this point; we've stitched her back together and replaced so many parts that she's basically a robot wearing a woman suit.
((Wait what.))

I'm probably getting a bit too ambitious now, but a man can dream....
Spoiler: Four More Ideas (click to show/hide)

I am shocked and appalled that he went nine channels without hitting porn.
((Nothing guarantees the infomercial didn't have porn. Nor the news, for that matter.))
((Or one of the many reality-style shows. Or the organ repo network.))

((I remember seeing an image that predicted in the future, news will be porn. Music videos will be porn. Commercials will be porn. All will be porn.
Except for porn.))
((I know I'm going to regret this, but...what would pornography be?))

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"I think a spock is a kind of weapon. Mom never told me, I dunno of she even knew."

Again, offer to play RPSLS and go with Lizard if she accepts.

She sticks out two hands, one with rock, the other with spock.

Switch to the news. See how long it was since being pulled into the HRMC.
Well, lets see.

The sword took on a new set of convicts about 200 years before the start of the game. And about 120 years have passed in game since the first mission. So about 320 years, plus however long you were podded before being stuck on the ship. Subjective time it's been much much less though, clearly.

Go to VR room.
Punch random person in face.

Hmm...OH I KNOW!

Ok. I will walk around for a while.

Walk around. See what the others are doing. Go to the VR.

You punch the doctor's cyborg swordsman in the face. CLEARLY THIS WON'T GO HORRIBLY!


"Hello, dear medical professional. I'm Stacy Buttle. Who might you be?"

Chat up nurse.
"I'm a nurse? Are you hurt? You seem to be dancing uncontrollably."

((Wait, weight, geddit))

Where's my Anti-pun stick....

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14331 on: May 08, 2013, 04:42:47 pm »

continue leaning against the wall under the air vent, look around, occasionally leave my eyes closed for roughly five second periods, keep track of Feyri's position in the room.

wait
continue waiting
obviously, waiting more will make everything better
Waiting, Episode 4: A New Wait
Waiting, Episode 5: The Wait Strikes back
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14332 on: May 08, 2013, 04:49:45 pm »

((Better hope that either Disney starts revealing the new star wars film titles or Feyri starts moving again...))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14333 on: May 08, 2013, 04:50:33 pm »

"No, you only get to hold out one hand."

If she wants to play again, right, play again. Go Scissors this time.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14334 on: May 08, 2013, 04:52:26 pm »

((120 years is a lot of time for science to advance. If we ever dock at a decently developed planet, all of the convicts will be replaced with hyper-advanced super-competent cyborgs or something. Thuy tuuk our jobs!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14335 on: May 08, 2013, 05:03:16 pm »

((They will never take our jobs!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14336 on: May 08, 2013, 05:32:32 pm »

Go to a VR.

Plop myself down somewhere in the middle of the first American Civil War, with current Stats and Equipment.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14337 on: May 08, 2013, 05:48:14 pm »

"Young lady, I demand a fair fight, now shrink."
Disapproving tone.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14338 on: May 08, 2013, 08:26:50 pm »

((Ooo!  Stick!  I want the stick!

She was only the moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still.

I would get the synthflesh dick legs, but they're too dangerous.  Someone with those was doing kickbox sparring, and their partner left the ring cockeyed.))
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Celebrating one year of Space Based Idiocy
« Reply #14339 on: May 08, 2013, 11:48:16 pm »

"Oh, it's all right. Don't mind that. I can switch to uncontrollable singing at any point, so don't you worry about me dying of exhaustion."

Switch to uncontrollable singing. Ask nurse in song about the Doctor. Anything particularly important I should know about him?
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