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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21495 on: December 14, 2013, 01:19:39 am »

((Basically, a kid put a space magic thing in a machine that produces pills that endow the quality of whatever the pill was made of onto the eater. In effect, he became a manipulator overload, which apparently has been a beacon for eldritch things and now the resident physical goddess is dealing with it.))
((I think I'll stay in my pod until that's been dealt with.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21496 on: December 14, 2013, 01:21:29 am »

((Basically, a kid put a space magic thing in a machine that produces pills that endow the quality of whatever the pill was made of onto the eater. In effect, he became a manipulator overload, which apparently has been a beacon for eldritch things and now the resident physical goddess is dealing with it.))
((I think I'll stay in my pod until that's been dealt with.))
((Oh shit. The pods... the power has failed... Fuck. Um... does anyone know if the pods have a separate or backup power supply? Because at this rate, he may be defrosted early...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21497 on: December 14, 2013, 01:22:32 am »

((FUCK. YOU. ALL.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21498 on: December 14, 2013, 01:23:10 am »

((...this may go badly if hundreds of cons are released all at once.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21499 on: December 14, 2013, 01:23:18 am »

((FUCK. YOU. ALL.))
((Huh. He only just submitted the sheet... Guess that's a new record.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21500 on: December 14, 2013, 01:24:31 am »

((Oh yeah forgot the thing.
Ahem.
Welcome to the HMRC! Try not to kill your teammates, emphasis on try.
There ya go.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21501 on: December 14, 2013, 01:46:37 am »

(Welcome, Gamerlord!  Don't get too attached to your character.  Seriously.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21502 on: December 14, 2013, 01:47:34 am »

((And do not trust any medic with a name other than Maurice or Von Nost.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21503 on: December 14, 2013, 01:50:10 am »

((.... Actually just trust Maurice. The Doctor may...... experiment.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21504 on: December 14, 2013, 01:51:37 am »

((If you go asking -
Actually don't go asking. I may be forced into a deathmatch with you.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21505 on: December 14, 2013, 01:54:47 am »

((And do not trust any medic with a name other than Maurice or Von Nost.))

(( HEY, I haven't horribly mutilated anyone with my medicing yet! Also, have I posted an action yet?
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NOPE!))

Alright... Steve, can we attempt to get back to our jobs now, or did they essentially just explode?

Talk at Steve. If time to get back to work, go listen to Steve.

Otherwise, get a more in-depth damage report of the blackship using ship computer diagnostics.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21506 on: December 14, 2013, 01:58:48 am »

"Steve, would it possible for me to purchase a speech decompensator and pay it off later? Normally, I'd assume it's out o the question, but, by the looks of what happening, diplomacy may be too difficult without one..."
Inquire
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21507 on: December 14, 2013, 03:10:19 am »

((There would obviously be detriments toward having the power like that anyhow. Bound to be.
And that's kinda what we have Milno's team for. Doing dirty work without being in the limelight.))

((Don't forget that you're assuming that you can actually control the wonky physics caused by the battery pill, when Grate has shown no sign of doing any such thing. Maybe the pill's powers are completely outside of your ability to control apart from being able to walk someplace else, and the will rolls are just for not exploding and losing your mind. Especially if you consider that you would be trying to manipulate Space God or whatever if you try to control the powers.

Really, though, the point's pretty moot if you consider that you'll need to complete at least 6 or 7 more missions before you can even consider this sort of thing, by which time the pill machine may have been completely lost.

That does give me an idea, though. You could make effective suicide bombers with these pills. I mean, planet-busting suicide bombers. Could probably destroy a whole UWM fleet if everything goes well.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21508 on: December 14, 2013, 03:23:10 am »

((Summon Bigger Fish? Just remember, we gotta clean up after it.((
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Team Killer edition
« Reply #21509 on: December 14, 2013, 03:25:33 am »

((And that was only the one pill; what if someone ate several?
Anyhow, I'll ask the AM after she takes care of Grate and see if it's inevitable death or not. Hard to tell.))
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