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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22905 on: January 13, 2014, 09:11:07 pm »

((I beieve it was Smurf's welder, not yours.  He welded his to the inside of the plate, then left.  I could hold the plate next to you if you want to unweld it yourself.))

Put the next plate in and let M weld it.  After the job's done, put my wristpad back on.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22906 on: January 13, 2014, 10:03:47 pm »

Get annoyed and return to welding plates.
((I am not touching that propane tank.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22907 on: January 13, 2014, 10:20:02 pm »

Extol affluence.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22908 on: January 13, 2014, 10:40:23 pm »

Follow team, assist in transporation of non-fliers if needed; save anyone who decides to try their hand at environment-assisted suicide.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22909 on: January 14, 2014, 07:34:03 am »

@techdude"HELP"
stagger back through into the first room then open up suit
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22910 on: January 14, 2014, 10:52:50 am »

((Aand lockdown for you. Popcorn like that's unhealthy for mortals.
*lockdown*))
((Healthier than starving.))

((Good.
*opens portals between popcorn dimension and starving villages around the world*))
((A little Ethiopian boy looks to the sky, wondering why his tummy is always hurting, when suddenly the heavens above open up and begin to fall! A large streaming mass of yellow-white that crushes his family to death and sets his village to running and screaming!))
((Oh come on. I'm not stupid.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22911 on: January 14, 2014, 03:06:49 pm »

Shaft!

Shaft!

You lead the team down the shaft and toward the mark on the map. Your progress is halted when the route mark appears to have collapsed in on itself. Well, you suppose you can either get someone to dig or go around.

(This will be the last group because...well more interesting things to do, eh?)

Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Don't go anywhere or actually do anything besides dance in place, though. Although...

Quote from: Stacy Buttle; to: the Most Holy Steve, the Benevolent Machine God One
Dear Steve,

Since I presently have little to do, I have figured that I may as well pester you with a question. Do you think revealing the truth about what the technology (or deeper space magic) behind space magic actually is might cause public unrest? You called it 'white-hot knowledge' and said 'we're not ready' or something. I had the thought that to reveal this information along with other interesting facts I'm sure you've accumulated about, say, the Altered Wars would be pretty good for discrediting the UWM if you really don't like them. After all, secrets are power, and if you know the UWM's secrets, why not reveal them to weaken the UWM's hold on everything?

That's just my logic during a short break in this frenetic rescuing action, obviously. Any input aside from 'that's silly' or 'you have no idea what's at stake here', or 'I really don't feel like it'?

Love,
Stacy Buttle

Send message to Steve if possible. If not, save it for later.

We'll say you joined up with toaster again.

>Consider the following.
1. I was the one who recommended not releasing such information. Namely because the projections for such things always ended in quasi-religious anarchy. Humans, as a whole, are extremely poor at handling anything which undermines their position in the universe or possibly subverts causality.

2. Even if we did come out with the truth of such things, it would be extremely shallow, because our knowledge of WHY certain things are as they are is still incomplete. So we could say "This is whats in the box" and when they ask "why does it work" all we could do is shrug. The black boxes are understood only insofar as how to use them, not the mechanism behind their actions.

3. When this rebellion is over, if you're still alive, I'll tell you. By that point, certain things shall coincide to render such knowledge less dangerous.


(( Wait... don't we still need to attach the new plate? SHIT))

"HEY!" Marcius yells, "Can you bring back the welder? i made a bit of a mistake!"

When I get the welder back, put on the new plate. If I don't, just give up and climb down.
((I beieve it was Smurf's welder, not yours.  He welded his to the inside of the plate, then left.  I could hold the plate next to you if you want to unweld it yourself.))

Put the next plate in and let M weld it.  After the job's done, put my wristpad back on.
Get annoyed and return to welding plates.
((I am not touching that propane tank.))
AHHHH lets say we're done with that boring nonsense. So do you guys wanna go help build a giant robot or have free time or what? Because I'm all for moving on to the next missions with actual shooting and shit, we just need to get the plan worked out (ie miya, simus, and parties involved need to)

Extol affluence.

"I say we should get money!"

Follow team, assist in transporation of non-fliers if needed; save anyone who decides to try their hand at environment-assisted suicide.
Well, You could dig that debris out of the way for rescue team.

@techdude"HELP"
stagger back through into the first room then open up suit
[end:4]
You manage to shut the first door and stagger through the second one, but you're leaving doors open as you pass through.

"You've gotta get out of there for us to help you. Just keep moving, nice and slow. You've got at least a few hours before the really bad convulsions set in. "








We're gonna end this soon since basically no one is posting anymore. Gotta get more interesting shit going, clearly.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22912 on: January 14, 2014, 03:08:37 pm »

((Send the biomass monster on a rampage so I have an excuse to kill it and eat it?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22913 on: January 14, 2014, 03:09:34 pm »

((Send the biomass monster on a rampage so I have an excuse to kill it and eat it?))
Technically not up to me.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22914 on: January 14, 2014, 03:10:53 pm »

((Ooh, this is interesting.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22915 on: January 14, 2014, 03:54:41 pm »

Well, since my last action was "Shaft"...

Can you dig it?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22916 on: January 14, 2014, 04:23:42 pm »

Prepare the speech!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22917 on: January 14, 2014, 05:49:06 pm »

Well, since my last action was "Shaft"...

Can you dig it?

We can dig it! Or at least try, anyway. Sing an appropriate digging song while doing this. And if simple digging doesn't work, step back about ten steps, make sure nobody is in the way and fire the High Energy Projector at the rubble.

Quote from: Stacy Buttle; to: Most Holy Steve, the Brainputered One
Dear Steve,

1. Can't quasi-religious anarchy work in our favor? Or at least mix things up in the UWM? I'm pretty sure nobody among your most loyal servants will particularly care. Even if it's, like, powered by the sacrifice of innocent (as in, not convicted and deserving of such treatment) babies.

2. Can't you make shit up, so to speak? Really stir things up with flagrant lies and stuff like that? You know what's going on, so you'd probably be able to come up with real effective, top-quality informed bullshit on the matter. We don't have amp specialists like the ones the UWM's got, or Shadow Walkers, or anything like that (aside from Sandy, who you can't really discriminate against for fear of reprisal, and maybe the Doctor, but he's much the same way), so it shouldn't affect us too badly.
 2A. Oh, and failing that, don't you have, like, mountains of dirt on the UWM? Questionable things they've done, PR disasters rivaling ours,

3. Cool! On both counts!

Also, have to say, Steve, I love this instant messaging stuff. It's literally typing as fast as I think! How cool is that? I used it to send a heartfelt apology note for accidentally squashing Grate earlier. Feyri didn't believe me, so I guess it worked great, huh?

Love,
Stacy Buttle.

Keep on conversing with Steve.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2014, 02:41:47 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22918 on: January 14, 2014, 05:56:42 pm »

Go back inside, sit down on the couch. Turn on the TV.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« Reply #22919 on: January 14, 2014, 07:23:13 pm »

continue forwards try and close at least one or two doors behind me
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