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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5686771 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28290 on: June 19, 2015, 11:34:08 am »

ask dexter/ozark really nicely for my stuff back (charisma). If i have my stuff , go hide in my room and switch to new stats.  If I don't have my stuff, Go hide in my room and switch to new stats.
new stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UAbkp5RDL0nbZZfuOXFm53u4uFjJ3aOh0e-5T0938Kk/edit?usp=sharing
"May I please have my stuff. I won't do anything more. I just want to give you earl grey tea! Why do you guys not like tea?! I jsut want to get my stuff and go into my room for happy fun alone time!"
« Last Edit: June 20, 2015, 08:45:56 am by spazyak »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28291 on: June 19, 2015, 01:50:57 pm »

"The fuck was that? The fuck is this? The fuck did I just land on?" Dester looks at his surroundings, and nudges the unconscious guy with a foot. "Hmm. the fuck are those? Hey, you're not using those are you? You wouldn't mind if I borrow them for a little, would you?"

If Auron starts eyeing us, look up and offer halvesies."You want in on this?"

Else, just take the interesting bits - the force infuser and kinetic amp (and anything else that looks interesting. Ignore the ugly space suit. Try on loot,head to my room and lock the door, trying to figure out how it works, if I don't already know.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2015, 06:42:16 pm by Ozarck »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28292 on: June 19, 2015, 02:05:33 pm »

"The fuck was that? The fuck is this? The fuck did I just land on?" Dester looks at his surroundings, and nudges the unconscious guy with a foot. "Hmm. the fuck are those? Hey, you're not using those are you? You wouldn't mind if I borrow them for a little, would you?"

If Auron starts eyeing us, look up and offer halvesies."You want in on this?"

Else, just take the interesting bits - the force infuser and kinetic amp (and anything else that looks interesting. Ignore the ugly space suit. Try on loot, wander off, trying to figure out how it works, if I don't already know.
"bitch, I am going to kill you!"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28293 on: June 19, 2015, 02:07:56 pm »

"The fuck was that? The fuck is this? The fuck did I just land on?" Dester looks at his surroundings, and nudges the unconscious guy with a foot. "Hmm. the fuck are those? Hey, you're not using those are you? You wouldn't mind if I borrow them for a little, would you?"

If Auron starts eyeing us, look up and offer halvesies."You want in on this?"

Else, just take the interesting bits - the force infuser and kinetic amp (and anything else that looks interesting. Ignore the ugly space suit. Try on loot, wander off, trying to figure out how it works, if I don't already know.
(((Why can't you jsut get it for ourself, you already have 5 credits...also ,I am using those. atleast promise me you will give them back eventually.)))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28294 on: June 19, 2015, 02:33:31 pm »

steal the kinamp and let ozark have the infuser.

find severed hand bot, give it the kinamp. run away quickly.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2015, 02:37:05 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28295 on: June 19, 2015, 03:45:17 pm »

TV. Assuming I got the whole "Revolution, Wetware AI, etc." talk. Look for news related to the revolution.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28296 on: June 19, 2015, 06:53:52 pm »

"Urrrrrgggg.

Well. That'll remind me never to underestimate the booze of a convicts ship, where did they even get all that stuff?"

Now lets play the 'what do I remember' game? Something about an ARM... ARrrrmoury, that was it, it had cool stuff, something about a revolution going on, too.
Eh, I'll figure it out.
Hopefully there weren't any pineapples around here.

Get up, hopefully without any new robot pieces, go over to the Rec room and sit down next to the person already watching TV.
"Hey."
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28297 on: June 19, 2015, 06:59:22 pm »

"Urrrrrgggg.

Well. That'll remind me never to underestimate the booze of a convicts ship, where did they even get all that stuff?"

Now lets play the 'what do I remember' game? Something about an ARM... ARrrrmoury, that was it, it had cool stuff, something about a revolution going on, too.
Eh, I'll figure it out.
Hopefully there weren't any pineapples around here.

Get up, hopefully without any new robot pieces, go over to the Rec room and sit down next to the person already watching TV.
"Hey."
"Hey. You also just get out of cryo?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28298 on: June 19, 2015, 07:07:43 pm »

"Urrrrrgggg.

Well. That'll remind me never to underestimate the booze of a convicts ship, where did they even get all that stuff?"

Now lets play the 'what do I remember' game? Something about an ARM... ARrrrmoury, that was it, it had cool stuff, something about a revolution going on, too.
Eh, I'll figure it out.
Hopefully there weren't any pineapples around here.

Get up, hopefully without any new robot pieces, go over to the Rec room and sit down next to the person already watching TV.
"Hey."
"Hey. You also just get out of cryo?"
"Yup, I'm pretty sure I figured basically everything out, but then I got raging drunk. And all I remember is something about a revolution and the fact that the armoury is cool.
And before you say anything, I do not have a drinking problem.
I'm pretty sure I just took the bar name as a challenge.
Anyway, enough about me, how was your experience?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28299 on: June 19, 2015, 07:09:23 pm »

"I haven't been murdered. That's a plus."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28300 on: June 19, 2015, 07:17:15 pm »

"I haven't been murdered. That's a plus."
"Always is."
Tv watching time!
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28301 on: June 19, 2015, 07:18:48 pm »

"I haven't been murdered. That's a plus."
:hey, could yo u help me get my stuff back from ozark. I won't harass you in the future."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28302 on: June 19, 2015, 07:19:48 pm »

"I haven't been murdered. That's a plus."
:hey, could yo u help me get my stuff back from ozark. I won't harass you in the future."
"Help how? I don't have a gun."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28303 on: June 19, 2015, 07:36:42 pm »

I am out of town from now until sunday evening. I plan on Dester staying locked in his room until then, to prevent afk kill. But, radio controlled, Hapah, Harry Baldman, or AkumaKasai can post actions for me if necessary, and Piecewise can divine fiat any actions he deems necessary / amusing / horrifying, so there's that :D :)  ??? :o  :o  :(  :-[ :'(
Yes, I know this is a very bad idea.
Just trying to help out Ozarck.
"The fuck was that? The fuck is this? The fuck did I just land on?" Dester looks at his surroundings, and nudges the unconscious guy with a foot. "Hmm. the fuck are those? Hey, you're not using those are you? You wouldn't mind if I borrow them for a little, would you?"

If Auron starts eyeing us, look up and offer halvesies."You want in on this?"

Else, just take the interesting bits - the force infuser and kinetic amp (and anything else that looks interesting. Ignore the ugly space suit. Try on loot, wander off, trying to figure out how it works, if I don't already know.
"bitch, I am going to kill you!"
Dester chuckles, grinning sadistically.
 Oh really? Good luck with that.
If Henk is on the ground, and he has the pipe, step on his hand and take it. If he's standing and he swings it at me, grab it and unload enough force into it to fling it away from Henk. Just get the pipe away from him, in whatever way seems most reasonable. Once he's disarmed, slam him into a wall using a kinamp punch worth of force. Take his helmet off if possible. If I've removed his helmet, pick the pipe up off the floor, and knock him out again. If not, hit him in the crotch with it. If I succeed and he's unconscious/writhing on the floor in pain, take the pipe and go to my room. If there's a failure that results in a situation not already mentioned, hit Henk in the most appropriate way, or run like hell back to my room, depending on the situation.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #28304 on: June 19, 2015, 08:00:24 pm »

"I haven't been murdered. That's a plus."
:hey, could yo u help me get my stuff back from ozark. I won't harass you in the future."
"Help how? I don't have a gun."
a gun is 2 tokens
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