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Reudh

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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1650 on: April 21, 2014, 01:19:07 am »

Shucks, I've neglected this for too long. Got term break, so i can churn out an update today and HOPEFULLY *fingers crossed* the rest of the week.

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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1651 on: April 21, 2014, 07:05:02 am »

Keeping our eye on you!!
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1652 on: April 21, 2014, 07:16:25 am »

Reudh here! We have migrants! Hooray!

A dwarf smoking some dried up plant waltzed up to the fort today.

"Name's Thanatos. I like 'ter smoke. I'd like to be a militia captain, please."

As Thanatos had no saleable skills otherwise, I drafted him into a squad I call "The Cigarette Smokers".


Behind Thanatos walks in a proud dwarven lady. "I don't care what you put me to work as, as long as I get to break some necks!"

Right. I put the lady, "Ankareth", she tells me, in the same squad as Thanatos.

Spoiler: Ankareth Tongsochre (click to show/hide)

An unhappy, nearly seditious looking dwarf follows behind Thanatos and Ankareth.
"Hi. I'm a mason. Name's Kaladin Anrizlokum Lorbamidash. You need masons, right? Thanks."
Turns out she was unhappy because she disliked the way things were done in an "other fort". Such a thing is an odd concept. Also, she has weird lines on her face, and walks with an odd gait? I think that's what 'old' is, but we've only been in existence for seventeen years.



The last dwarf to enter the fort sprints in.
"DID I MISS THE MIGRANT WAVE?"
I tell him, "No, most certainly not!"
"BRILLIANT. THE ELVES STOPPED ME COMING HERE, I HAD TO KILL THEM. STUPID ELVES. (That's my name. STUPID ELVES.)"

As unhinged as he seems, he's nice enough. I let him in, as a hauler.

A baby crawls around, lightly headbutting the nearby Noface. Playful little beggar, he is. One of the first generation to be born on this planet, and not come into being. Noface nearly trips over the little baby, flings his twin picks aside, narrowly missing Bhrian, and picks the little blighter up.
"Bllggghgdlhbglhl..." the baby dwarf burbles at him.

Noface holds the baby at arms length, looking at it curiously through his mask. I can't tell whether Noface adores him or wants to eat him.

"ARISTION! THERE YOU ARE!? I've been looking everywhere for you!"
The baby's mother stopped when she saw the masked dwarf sheepishly holding Aristion.


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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1653 on: April 23, 2014, 03:26:01 am »

Sweet holy hell, I've spent the last week or two reading through this story! And all I can say is, I want in. I'm terrible with fortress mode, and the backlog for a new fortress leader is a mile long to begin with, but I do know what I can do! I can get some of these historic moments of the fort drawn out in engraving form, for all to enjoy!

Would everyone be okay if I got dwarfed as an engraver, and while events happened, I gave a bit of rp'ed commentary and uploaded some artwork of historic moments? I promise I won't just draw cheese and people climbing mountains.
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1654 on: April 23, 2014, 04:30:18 am »

Certainly! I'll dwarf you this instant. Male engraver, right?

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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1655 on: April 23, 2014, 09:26:29 am »

I meant to be dwarfed not put in line to play. Proabably should of specified that....

just now changed you from overseer to dwarfed but reudh has already dwarfed you.

Would everyone be okay if I got dwarfed as an engraver, and while events happened, I gave a bit of rp'ed commentary and uploaded some artwork of historic moments? I promise I won't just draw cheese and people climbing mountains.

added, and i don't mind at all if you rp your dwarf

Ok a while ago I think Melkor sent me an E-mail with an updated First page listing new people who wanted to be Dwarfed.

I have TOTALLY lost that E-mail and looking for a repost :P

il send another mail



reudh there are a few more people that need to be dwarfed
ColdBones sword/mechanic
Immortal-D combo of skills
Dishmab (axe dwarf)
 
« Last Edit: April 23, 2014, 09:32:50 am by melkor »
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1656 on: April 24, 2014, 04:28:23 am »

A kobold thief called Fafalramer was spotted attempting to steal from the trade depot! Uggi made quick work of him, a casual stab from his sword decapitated the little Kobold.


Uggi walked back, absolutely ecstatic. He said to me "Ah, it's a fine day, isn't it, Reudh? I feel bright and happy! Joy in ending a thief's life! Oh, what could be better?"


He beamed, as a sullen, angry dwarf woman walked through the depot, near where Uggi was training.

"Oh, Id! Id! Come here!" he shouted at the woman.
"Reudh, this is my lover Id Priestorbs! She loves my ego."

"Hello, Reudh. We'd appreciate you keep this quiet, as it's... not really out in the open yet," Id said to me.
"But of course! I do wonder why you told me this, though - I wouldn't've guessed otherwise! Additionally, you strange people - stating this in the trade depot? Why?"

Uggi just kind of went white. "I... don't know.... WAIT A SECOND! WATCH THIS, ID!"

Another kobold was spotted. He chased the creature down, kicked it over and opened its head as neatly as you would a letter.


How very odd. Then, came a horn - "MIGRANTS!"

"Ho there! I'm Coldbones! Is this Ralevost Mestthos?" a dwarf asked me.
"Indeed it is. Welcome home, dwarf."

Spoiler: "ColdBones" Dawntin (click to show/hide)

Behind Coldbones walked in two more dwarves. They were:

Spoiler: Immortal-D Smithspears (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dishmab Syrupsprays (click to show/hide)

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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1657 on: April 24, 2014, 05:20:11 am »

Oh dear God, I'm a mentally unstable dwarf who hates elves with every fiber of his being. I'm going to love RPing his life in the fortress.
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1658 on: April 24, 2014, 05:26:39 am »

Dishmab looks like great axedwarf material to me!
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1659 on: April 24, 2014, 12:51:46 pm »

How are the falcons we domesticated doing?
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1660 on: April 24, 2014, 02:42:08 pm »

i like how uggi 'scratches' the goblin and breaks its leg
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1661 on: April 24, 2014, 03:57:13 pm »

i like how uggi 'scratches' the goblin and breaks its leg
One shudders to think what would happen if he flicked someone.
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1662 on: May 01, 2014, 08:06:47 am »

Our founders are just overpowered after all that rock throwing and violent dismemberment of various critters.

Noface though... he's one that I'm glad is on our side  8)
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1663 on: May 03, 2014, 12:18:26 pm »

i was bored so i took a more intense look at the save and i noticed that we have a channel in our underground lake that is draining it of our map.
who did that and how did you do it, i thought that you couldn't dig out the outer tiles.

also what do people say if we started building giant statues of dwarfs on our front lawn?
« Last Edit: May 03, 2014, 12:25:39 pm by melkor »
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Re: NEW CHALLENGE: starting at the dawn of time!
« Reply #1664 on: May 03, 2014, 12:40:25 pm »

Sounds good to me!

I think that MIGHT have been part of the unfitted project to floor the area around the fort and make a Lake and Waterfall near the entrance :P
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