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Maynot:
With all the new fun of minecarts that is being added, what do you think the end result will be?  I think it will be *DWARFCOASTER TYCOON!*  There will be all sorts of fun rides for the family so make sure to bring those goblin kids. 

Currently the !FUN! park spots a wacky and wild mine tunnel ride full of pits and jumps carefully watched over by our marksdwarves safety service crew.  It ends with a magma splash pool that will give you a burning desire to take a 2nd ride!

Coming soon:  Bumper Wagons (dwarf only, goblins must enter on foot), Ferris wheel of DOOM! (themed in Indiana Jones style with magma or water dip at the bottom), The Creature Cannon (feel what it is like to fly, safety net not included)

NW_Kohaku:
My favorite trick was always to have my roller coaster rides be free, but make them crash into a walled-off area where medical attention costs $50 a pop, and so do the drinks and food, and wait for my victims to be completely drained of money before letting them out.

GreatWyrmGold:
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Was that before or after you started playing DF?

NW_Kohaku:

--- Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 03, 2012, 08:20:16 pm ---...
Was that before or after you started playing DF?

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Before, I played that game before I'd ever heard of DF.

DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.

Putnam:

--- Quote from: NW_Kohaku on May 03, 2012, 07:41:12 pm ---My favorite trick was always to have my roller coaster rides be free, but make them crash into a walled-off area where medical attention costs $50 a pop, and so do the drinks and food, and wait for my victims to be completely drained of money before letting them out.

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I'm 90% sure that, at least in RCT1/2, crashing coasters would instantly kill everyone inside >_>

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