Tell them through interpretive dance
John: Fine... so here's how it goes
Suddenly you have the brilliant idea to do a little dance while telling your story
I was running around in that big area behind our house. And eventually wandered off a lot father than usual, when suddenly I spotted something
It was this weird glowy thing under a tree! I'm pretty sure it might have been a Martian device or something. No idea why no one had found it before I did.
But anyways I touched it, and there was a HUGE flash of light
Next thing I knew, I had superpowers, that's pretty much it. Weird ain't it?
Joseph: Why did you just dance
Teresa: ...So embarassing
Joseph: nevermind, more importantly, lemme get this straight. You found a glowy thing lying around. And your first reaction was to touch it.
John: Pretty much.
Joseph: Are you an idiot?
Teresa: Yes he is.
Two awkwards make one unawkward!
John: Ah come on sis don't be like that! Hugs!
Teresa: I will shank you
John: -nevermind then