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[CaptainLambcake]

if we are starving, eat the head.  find who did this, and tie them down and cut off their head!

[NAV]

There was a certain point where this comic stopped making sense. I'm not sure when that point was, but I'm sure we passed it.

[CountAlex]

There was a certain point where this comic stopped making sense. I'm not sure when that point was, but I'm sure we passed it.

I'm afraid I have to agree. The Coop was saying in one of original threads he makes up new posts mostly in short time so it explains missing main plot line and lots and lots of loose ends. Pretty dwarfy after all, I guess.

[CountAlex]

Oh and next post for your joy.
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You got extremely distressed with such turn of life and immediately flew into a ARMOKDAMNEDDWARFENRAGE!
After tearing straps you smashed to pieces table on which you were lying and, not finding something else to break, you looked around the room. It was kind of a torture room... although rather it was fishery workshop where fish was butchered and large carps especially. Ivety's head on closer inspection turned out to be the head of Obi Uliridi. A knife that you picked up - turned out to be a knife. All dope finally blown away from your head and you could begin to think soberly.
- I woke up! Bring wine and women! - You yelled in fury.
Some scuffling was heard behind the door with a crack. Behind other door couple pairs of boots started stomping.

[NAV]

Carve new spoon out of wood. Furiousspoon.

[CaptainLambcake]

carve it fast, winter is coming

[Timeless Bob]

So... Ice cream scoop instead this time?  Winter is coming - so is dwarven syrup and fruity bits

[MDFification]

Grab the hookon the wall at use it in your other hand?

[CountAlex]

Woah, harsh one.
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You grabbed something corkscrew shaped from the wall and, filled with righteous tantrum, began to wiggle your hips. As soon as the door opened you "flashed" dead head at goblins.

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Taking advantage of their confusion, you stabbed both with corkscrew and left writhing in a pile of rubble. Then you opened a second door and saw there a source of rustling.

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Looks like good portion of Song of ice and fire(AKA Game of thrones) collided with plot.

[Nya]

CoOP  has gone stark raving mad!
He's running around and draw TERRIBLE IMAGES OF ENDLESS ABYSS OF RAPE AND SENSELESS MURDER! khm, A NOBLE HERO, DRIVEN BY DWARVEN LOGICK, HONOR AND COURAGE, WHICH RUSHED TO SAVE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS FROM UGLY MONSTERS!

According to next pictures, I have totally no idea, what Likot must do next. Except enjoying tantrum.

[CountAlex]

Except enjoying tantrum.

Oh does he.
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You were far too deep in tantrum to make up clever ways to kill, so you just jumped to the dumbfounded rapist, having run on the back of Ivety and along the way accidentally kicked her in the face, squeezed his neck and began to stab into the torso. Then you cut off his head and fitted on your cock so it kept in warm.

[Dark Archon]

According to next pictures, I have totally no idea, what Likot must do next.

Yeah, you don't. Really. Coop, you are a sick bastard!

[CountAlex]

According to next pictures, I have totally no idea, what Likot must do next.

Yeah, you don't. Really. Coop, you are a sick bastard!

Cart of this story rushes down the railway straight to magma and clowns. Too much gory.
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In the final impulse of fury you have decided to sip a goblin blood right from the throat. Overturning the "glass", you swallowed warm manure and threw the body into a corner. Now tantrum has gradually waned.
- How are you at alll? - you asked while removing gag from the mouth of Ivety.
And she just kept crying and could not say anything.
- We have to get out, - you untied her hands and feet, - I was thinking about disguise...
Leaving elf in a closet, you returned to the last room where goblins were vomiting up rest of their blood. Quickly finished them, you took off their clothes and cut off faces.
When Ivety calmed down a bit, you dressed in tight clothes together. Since you couldn't put it on yourselft you just wrapped yourself.
For you it was enough to cover only a beard and balls, while Ivety had to cover the largest possible area of juicy female body, especially her ass. Goblin faces looked like knocked down on the road rotten skunks' butts. They could not be perceived as the real faces even under a fair dose of beer. Not to mention the blood you were smeared with from top to toe, and there was nowhere to clean self.

[dwarfhoplite]

I laughed my eyes dry.

[Baffler]

This comic really has taken a turn into... strange(r) territory, hasn't it?