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[Criperum]

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The queen continued:
- So what are you doing here?
- I've came to establish contacts. Caravans, food supplies, wood.
- Wood? That crazy!
- No it's not. These elves are right elves. I mean not right elves. That's why they are at war with capped elves.
- Who?
- Other elves. Muiya is loyal to wood trading.
- For real? I'll remember that. I'm heading to the snow elves to the east, may be they can offer something useful.
- Let's bang! - you decided to hit her by surprise.
Kisat started to laugh. she laughed so hard she even her yes startes tearing.
- Oh, Likot... we will bang for sure, but later, uhh... - she waved her hand at you and bowed from laughing.
You were satisfied with this answer. You stand in a proud pose. It was a matter of honor to catch a woman at a word. Later - for sure!
Vellokum straightened and took breath:
- So what's the plant after this grove? Join me. As long as we are joining our Mountain Homes we can go to snow elves together.

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- Sure we can go - you answered - I don't mind. But first... Give me the Crown!
You tried to grab it but Lisat skillfully dodged.
- Give me the crown! Give it to me! I need it really hard! We can even figth! The winner gets the crown.
The queen stopped you with the gesture:
- Let's settle it: we are both rulers. I admit that without your help we won't find that ore deposit. That's why I give you that crown as an appreciation.
- And the adamantium crown too! I was bearing it in my own body!
- Of course, sweety, you'll get it. And in return you'll let me bang you wife one time. I'm really intrigued.

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- OK - you calmed down - do whatever you want with Ivety. But I will watch!
- No problems. Will you hint her about that or it up to me?
- I will hint her when she will look at me surprised.
- Ha! It's a deal. In that case... - Kisat took a diadem with her fingertips and raised above your head - the crown is yours.
You accepted that gift reverentially and breathed deeply the smell of new power. Now you had two crowns and it's only one left to gain - the adamantium, but later, sometime you'll be passing Arol-Iton. By that time the tonnels will be probably finished and rails built. So Tok's family will be transported and may be some goods.
Dreaming you didn't notice Kisat put off her coat, let her hair down and sighed relieved:
- Ahhh...finaly! I hate wearing clothes. So? Let's go eating?
- Yeah, it would be nice to eat something - you said with king tone and turned to Vellokum.
She was standing in a very revealing silver outfit that made you round your eyes. But the queen was tranquil:
- What? You can do crazy stuff and I cannot?
You nodded admiting she is right and offered your hand to the lady. Then you went to the tree Muyia invited you.

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You reached the designation and went upstairs where you saw the small company sitting in the spacious hall.
- Muja! - Kisat called him - That's the outfit I was talking about - she spins around - What do you think about it?
- Magnificent! - the elf barely could swallow the bite - I think it wound fit the Grove of Huaghty Pathos perfectly. The tastes in capital are far from our outbacks'. I think you'll be an excellent part of ensemble.
Ivety stared at the queen with a look expressing many emotions: surprise, condemn, excitement, envy...
- Good. It would be even better with the crown but I've got other plans for it. By the way King Likot has decided to join me in the journey. Can you find him something more "metropolitan"? - Vellokum laughed.
- I'm afraid we don't have clothes of that sort. Please have a sit.
Elfess chokes imagining her husband with chains on his groins. Others were doing their best to not express any emotions.
- So what we have in menu today? - Kisat sat on the left side of Muja, and you sat on right side next to your wife.
- Elves are children of the forest. It feeds us.
- But there is no meat on the table...
- We didn't expect high guests. If we knew earlier we'll provide meat meals.
Kisat chewed a piece of some tops:
- King Likot shared with me that your grove is loyal to dwarves and our "methods" of foresting.
You wanted to intervene but our mouth was full of bread. Muja continued:
- We are ok with that in a reasonable amounts.
- Thats nice! I have something to offer.
- We need steel, iron...Anything we can forge normal weapons from, not that wooden pokers that Capers have when they come to us. But we must admit their sticks are really sharp...
- I could send a squad of armored warriors with real weapons if you want. They will protect your grove from the atacks of neightbours and you can grow fruits, cultivate land and any other things you do here.
Muja wawed his ears:
- That's an intriguing offering. But despite our loyal attitudes the direct neighbouring with dwarves is too much for us now. Our cultures are way too different.
- I can't deny it - the queen nodded - I understand.
- I hope you'll tell a word in our favor to snow elves. We are in disfavor now and you are rulers of two Mountain Homes...
You finally swallowed the bread:
- We will dad, don't fret! - you slapped his back
He staggered and looked at Vellokum. The dwarfess raised a cup to propose a toast:
- Don't fret... - she sipped the vine.

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The rest of the dinner you were talking about casual things. Ivety easily accepted that she has to stay at father's home while you travel with Kisat. She just asked her husband not to look at his companion. Later the queen invited her for a walk and you stayed in the hall admiring your reflection in a bronze mirror.

Vellokum and Forivara jr. were walking among the trees:
- How can I refuse a queen but... I must talk with the husband before.
- We've already arranged it with Likot, he is ok with it. He even wants to watch. Or you don't trust royal word?
Ivety bit het tongue and rounded her eyes.
- Just kidding - Kisat grinned - Of course you should talk to him. Though I don't know what is there to talk about.
- I'll be fast - Ivety patter back to the hall.
- I don't want to hear such things in the bed - the queen wagged her finger smiling and stayed alone on the glade.
You were moving the diadem around, little up, little down, on a side. You are so handsome!
You spouse came from the back:
- Are you out of your mind?!!
- Look what I've got - you pointed to the crown.
- Didn't you arrive here in it? Oh! In what clouds your head is? Queen Vellokum is trying to drag me into the bed!
- Yeah...
- What t?!№# Are you aware of it?!
- What's big deal? Come on! You are gonna like it.
Ivety pouted and crossed her arms on the chest:
- Why are you doing it?
- It's all for you, honey. She asked and I decided it'll be good for you. The journey was hard and you need some love... of kind I cannot give you.
Elfess was grinding her teeth, tossing her thoughts in her head and squinting on you:
- Fine! - she blurted out, turned around angrily and went away.

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The evening arrived. The ladies were talking all day long, walking and drinking wine. At the appointed time you arrived to the Ivety's house with two bottles of wine as you have been said. But you wouldn't be yourself if you didn't arrive to the doorstep with Libash the lama.

Girls met you already drunk right after taking a bath together. You found the most convinient place in front of the bed and started watching.

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The adamantium crown is your now. The couple was licking each other all night long and you fell asleep an hour after the start.

[CaptainLambcake]

beautiful libash

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You wake up harhsly and vigorously. The room is empty. Only marks on the bed reminds you about happy night. Looks like Ivety liked it after all. But where did everybody go? Even Libash has disappeared. By the way it is morning now.

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> test how easy is to take out round drawers
> move the picture on the wall
> 1) tie the tub to your back with towels to make a TURTLE-ARMOR
> 2) put off the pillowcase and put the candlestick in it to make a flail
> break the window, take a couple of colored shards - they should fit like fancy Morpheus-style glasses

First thing to do you've decided to delve in Ivety's underware but unfortulately all drawers are empty. Looks like he cleared the room thoroughly before leaving father's home. The picture on the wall is just a regular picture. It is too quiet around. The girls could be kidnapped right in front of you so you tie the tub to your back and put the candlestick into the pillowcase to be able to defend from unknown enemies. To be more impressive you brake one of the window sections and put two shards into your eyes like monocles in case enemies have poisonous spits.

The door opens and Kisat shows up on the doorstep:
- Why are you whooping up here?
- Oh! You are here! Where are Ivety and Libash?
- Your wife decided to take the lama to the stables. We agreed to meet on breakfast in your father's in law house.
- Really?
- We decided not to wake you up - the journey was hard indeed. You fell asleep so fast last night so we decided to let you to get enough sleep.
- Now you make decisions together?
Kista laughs:
- Some of them. After all she is your wife so she is a Queen. Speaking of royal: did you make an agreement with Muja about supplies?
- Not yet.
- You should go 'cause we wanted to bask in a bed...a little - she winked - so if don't want to miss everything then...
- I've gave the permission only for one time!
- Yeah, just kisses today. After all we need discuss everything and share impressions. You know - like women always do. We need to talk about everything.

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> ask Kisat to show how deep is the rabbit hole
> slightly slap Kisat with your MEAT AXE
> make agreement about supplies
> take a comfortable chair form this room to the breakfast
> break off the handle/ring from the door and hang it in your beard

- All right, have fun - you grumbled coming closer - but first you'll show me how deep is the rabbit hole.
- This deep - Kisat spread the fingers - Come on, we slept together. You know everything there.
You slapped her butt widly smiling:
- Yes, I do...
- Go already, Muja is probably in his lab. Just leave the tub and .. did you steal the candlestick?
- No, it's a weapon and an armor.
- You know, I had a grandmother, she was weird, hearing voices and making strange shit. In time I got used to ignore it. Let's put the tub off, I'll hold that and you should have some sleep.
Vellokum rid you from unnecessary things and lead you to the bed but you resolutely turned around and headed to the exit:
- I'll go negotiate with Muja.
Kisat sighed and looking at you putting off the ring from the door walked near you and went to the breakfast. You tie the ring into your beard then came back to take a chair and doddered downstairs holding it.

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> requesting to clean yourself up: put off the "glasses", make the crown straight, put the ring on the forearm.
> infernal Likot should go to the breakfast table ... and start diplomacy with Muja already
> tell Muja that he lives in the matrix

- May be I should suddenly become serious, prudent and skillful diplomat on the breakfast? - you thought while walking downstairs - Although without that feigned crap you've achieved that much. Should I change my rules now? Subjects obey, tunnels are being dug, neightbouring Queen is calling for diplomatic journey - isn't it a success? Alter all you spent so much efforts creating your look this morning to just run back and clean up just like that. And the ring in the beard looks nice - like a symbol of new knowledge about holes!
Kisat has sent you not to the yesterday's dinner room but to the Muja's lab. And that's the place you are heading, fortunately you can see it far from here. The forest is noising, birds are singing, grass is rustling under your feet... Indeed this wildness is no match to enveloping silence of gloomy catacombls.
Holding the chair on your back you enter the alchemist's house. He is scribbling something on paper with a feather sitting at the table but after noticing you he stand up and hobble towards you:
- Likot! How are you?
- It doesn'e matter! - you roll the chair over you and bang it on the floor groaning - the more important is...
- Is it blood? Are you alright? What happened?
- You see this ring? - you continue with a weird voice - The knowledge came to me! This is the TRUTH in my eyes! I must protect it... - you point the shards in your eyes - Do you see it?
- Aaaaalriiiiiiight... - Muja moves back carefully - I guess the medicine was someplace here.
- This world isn't real, you must understand! Everything around us is just an illusion! We all are under control... I hear them whispering! A dream inside a dream. If you take the blue pill you'll wake up in your room not in some Armok forsaken place! Take the red one - you'll know how deep is the rabbit hole...
Your father in law openes a casket on a table and put out some vials, reading tickets and you jumpe to him pretending the chair is your horse.
- Holes! They are all around us... Men and women are being dragged into them... We are powerless against their might. Even kings, Muja! Even Queens...
Elf have found the potion he searched and drips some into the mug with water:
- May be it's just too early in the morning and you are not awake fully or may be I'm just not aware about things you are talking about but you are RAVING Likot! Drink this.
He almost forcefully pours the liquid into you but are not struggling very much.
- Let's talk again in a five minutes after I take some medicines myself. - Muja gos out leaving you alone in his "lair".

[CaptainLambcake]

lmao his lair

[Ant]

I dont remember, did I PTW? PTW in case.

[Criperum]

So you're saying I should translate further?