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[Criperum]

That is not acually the last post. THere are more. I just need to find some time for them.

[CaptainLambcake]

Anything?

[Criperum]

I'll add more. Don't worry

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Screaming out of pain you pull down your pants and start peeing on your hands. THe burning is slowly fading. Curing urine does it's work. But those around you don't like what they are seeing. You are asked to go away and pee your hands somewhere else.

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Awl finishes her bath and climbs out the tub with already cold and muddy water. The water took fight tiredness away and the girl feels much better. She dresses up and goes to the door where dwarven minion is waiting. Awl knocks several times but noone opened the door. Then she pushed the door and it opens with the creak. She looks in the gap and calls quitely:
- Mister goooblin...
Noone answered.
Suddenly stupid thoughts flooded her head again coming from nowhere. There were none of them while i was bathing and now all over again! Probably the wind brought them?
The voices are whispering  persistently.

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You didn't find the goblin who should look after you so you pass the coridor and go upstairs. The memories of how you got hose scars raised in your head, memories about how you end up on the streets, memories about how you've become adult in 12...but it's not right time to think about it. At the moment you go outside you were almost knocked off by a pair of fighting elephant-boys. They are pushing each other clumsily and trying to wrestle instead of punching. That means the fight it's for real, it's just boys brawling.
You've seen beastpeople before even if it's a pretty rare for townsfolk. But you were lucky to see their corpses on the town square several times. Hunters bring their bodies for people amusement frightening them the there are even worse things in the woods. Corpses you saw were lynxman, ant-eater-man and the most frightening bear-pig-man. The hunter didn't say could they talk or not but you always thought that they are wild and dangerous creatures. But now these two elephant-boys are brawling funny and even speaking something between them on human language.

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You drag the closest fighter tusks and try to perform an elegant overhead throw. But alas - the boy weights like an elephant. You both fell and you are now pressed down to the ground.
- What are you doing? - he asks surprised.
The second one is also confused.
- It's not a place for fightng! - you say strictly - Wanna fight - go to the arena! This is not a place for weaklings.
- Look at yourself... you are weakling too.
- I've already been at the arena and defeated three crundles. I've killed them with my bare hands.
- Bullshit!
- Ask Slozgo if you don't believe me. Where is administrator? - you start to flounder tryign to get yourself free.
The boys look at each other but don't move and inch.
- All right - you continue - WIll you join my gang, punks?
- You have a gang? - the fatso stands up finally - How it's called?

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- That wasn't a question but statement - you say strongly - You are. Gonna join. My. Gang. Punks. And we are gonna be called..."Bold heads"!
Calfs are definitely frightened with such quick situation change.
Suddenly someone's hand lay down on your shoulders.
- Here you are! - Ostoks seems glad - I've come back just in time.
You smell around:
- What's the smell?
- Sausages. Want some?

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You don't like how mister goblin touches your girl shoulders so you grab his fingers and spin around  but he suddenly screams of pain and kneels like it weren't hands of big man but... dicks... very sensitive to touches. You are surprised but it's probably for good - just as planned.
- Hey you! - you turn to the boys - You are gonna be "Pigface" and you "Shaggy". And now beat the crap out of this hobo before he runs away.
Calfs look at each other and slowly go backward:
- Mommy will look for us...
- Stay right here! - you shout menacingly.
But elephant-boys are already running away and hiding in the crowd.
- What are you doing? - goblin squeals and pulls his hand out of your grip - It hurts!
- Now you are in my gang! - you state gladly.
- Ah...ok, i got it... you were playing here? All right, I'm in the gang. Just don't do like this, Mister Ostoks's fingers are achy-achy -  Mister Ostoks accidently burned himself.
- You have to shave your head. Our gang is called "Bold heads".
- It isn't for real right? Click-click, I'm sort of shaves. See? - he rubs his helmet like calvity - What is your gang doing? Robbing-killing? As always?

[FakerFangirl]

An elephant never forgets...

[CaptainLambcake]

very great work

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- As always -  you answer decidedly - An for start we need to get a weapon. Where is the local storage or weaponry?
While Ostoks thinks about it you continue:
- We need to find those runaways. Noone leaves the gang like that. Also you have to pay joining fee - two sausages.
- Here you go - the goblin gives you what you want.
You forgot to eat after the bath so you decided to have a snack right now. Meanwhile Ostoks carved a small knife from a branch:
- Here, that exatly your size.

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You take the knife and look at your babysitter reproachfully:
- Don't you have normal one?
- I've promised to look after you - Ostiks waves his finger - If you get hurt I won't get any reward. I really wnat that...reward.
- Hmmm - you put the woodcraft into your pocket - Now what?
The goblin looks at you from up to down:
- How old are you?
- 18, why do you ask?
He scratches his chin thoughtfully:
- There is an option to get some easy money. You are good at swallowing sausages. Let's make a booth near the beer shop, put you inside and i'll take money for the usage. And... you won't cut yourself definitely. What do you think? Any ethical or moral problems?

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- That's a good idea - you nodd - Offer this me once again and I'll geld you.
- Why...that wasn't for my profit, just to kill some time... But if you say no then no. Let's move to the politics news.

You are sitting in a meeting hall with two dwarven kings. The Queen Kisat is definitely smarter then King Likot and her word means a lot in their partnership. But she lets his to speak from his own name politely correcting him when he speaks bullhsit.
You've discussed all trade matters. Made a caravan agreement. Now its time for a feast to celebrate successfull negotiation and then proceed with anal orgy. King Likot fits it by gender attribute but has unsuitable clothes. Queen Kisat looks neat in her outfit but she it a woman adn that ruins the whole orgy. And now you The King Reteberesy Iti are sitting and thinking how to invite them getting rid of the woman but not to offend her.

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- To honor successfull negotiations - you start playfully - we are going to have a traditional feast and... somehting else. But for the sake of forest spirits, please excuse me for my boldness - I want to covert the lady with compliments for the magnificent outfit... which I personally be glad to see on the King also. Do you mind to exchange cloth?
- What? - the dwarf didn't understand and the queen starts to laugh for some reason.
- All those thin chains would look lovely on your oiled, smoothly shaved skin.
- Shaved?
- Barber-barista Mubara from Ambar in macabre trance shaves the boar in barbaric ramble. He is drunk from the morning but it's ok.
- What? - the dwarf shakes his hair.
- Why so many 'what's, gnomy?
- WHAT?! - he bulging his eyes strangely and grabbs armrests agressively.
You think you said something wrong. Usually you are very talented in negotiations but this time like the devil took your body. You need to save the situation immediately.