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[Broken]

Hurraa! It lives!

[NAV]

Likot's looking rough. Would it be possible to dig an escape tunnel from our room to the surface?

[Broken]

Probably the best move is join the militia if posible, then escape during a surface mission.

[CountAlex]

Probably the best move is join the militia if posible, then escape during a surface mission.

Likot's looking rough. Would it be possible to dig an escape tunnel from our room to the surface?

Delivred that to thread, guys. Keep up suggesting.

[CaptainLambcake]

shit in their food, after eating some of course!

[AfellowDwarf]

We can make suggestions? Good to know.
Well, since we're a soapmaker, there is no shame in leaving a soapen object in our room. Use soapen room decorations to cover the tunnel. Knap two stones to dig the tunnel with. Hide them under the bed.

shit in their food, after eating some of course!

Better yet, shit in their soap when no one is looking.

[CaptainLambcake]

yes.  dye the soap with your waste.  they deserve it. 

ooooor, rise up in the ranks, steal precious object, and flee into night.

[AfellowDwarf]

yes.  dye the soap with your waste.  they deserve it. 

You know, fecial soap would infect the military. They'll need replacements. We can volunteer.

[CaptainLambcake]

steal all socks of fort.  make cape.  assume identity of sock man.  find your friends and free them!

[AfellowDwarf]

Hmm, I wonder just how effective a soapen battle axe would be. Is there anyone we can lit on fire with that torch?

[CountAlex]

We can make suggestions? Good to know.

Yes you can! I said it really many times.
Red to push people to pay attention: YOU CAN MAKE YOU SUGGESTIONS HERE OR HERE.
Now the story
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Would it be possible to dig an escape tunnel from our room to the surface?

Knap two stones to dig the tunnel with. Hide them under the bed.

The last time you were digging with your bare hands trough friable soil, you broke your wrist. Now all grown together, but repeating this experience is not very desirable, given that the land here was hard, and sometimes even a stone. This calls for a pick at least.

Look, Eat, Steal.
Better look around first.



You have walked around and made a rough layout of the level in your head. A total of 16 bedrooms plus office of manager. Rooms are around the dining area, in front of which were the kitchen, still and a food stockpile. Here you sat down to eat the fruits of work of Arol-Iton sloggers. Fortunately, there wasn't anybody around - not even a single person at whole level. Further hallway led into the work zone, but now you didn't care at all.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Find Tok if he is not in his room.
Royal amnesty happened on some occasion, like for example the coronation, and this worths finding out why
Talk to the manager on account about ehatthey have here with religion.
Manager seems to be normal dwarf since he lives right here - learn from him what is waht here. Rules, about religion, about a possible career change.
Make your way to become a miner.




After plentful meal you went up to Tok's room and knocked. No one answered, inside it was quiet. Then you went to the manager Bidok Robergasir, as it was written oh his door.
- Hello again, Likot! I see you have some questions.
- Yes, - with much more revived voice you began, - My neighbor, Tok Buketotil ... how soon he will be here?
- He accepted citizenship yesterday, but at the moment he is at audience with the First Counsellor. I do not know the details, so don't ask. I only know that apparently you and him are friends, so you're for sure next to visit First Counsellor.
- Is he interrogated?
- I do not know, honestly. I never saw Counsellor. That's all?
You scratched your head:
- Actually, I wanted to know how things work here in general. What rules, who you believe in...
- Believe? Haha ... We are civilized urban dwarves! We do not believe in anyone! Well maybe in money, in progress, in power. By the way you should do well to begin to worship, for it is through the power you are now free. Namely - the symbol of power and what it turned to be for Arol-Iton. We have King, you know. Before, we were justhalf-criminal dwarf diaspora in Ladtchakomag, and now we are Mountain Home with our King! Now we do not live under the human town, they live above us. So! Twin mountains that are on human emblem soon will open their bowels for us, and we will become the masters of the whole region.
- Load of plans,- you nodded,- What about the rest?
- Yes, in general - nothing special. Do not steal, do not kill, do not talk too much. Betrayal is punishable as elsewhere, insults and defiance - the same, obviously. If you previously did not live in the tundra with animals, then you have an idea of ​​what you can do and what can not. The judicial system is still being created, the laws are still being written, the rights and duties of citizens are being discussed. With the advent of the King, we all turned upside down, but it's very good.
- Of course. I am also interested in the possibility of profession change.
- Oh, here I instantly interrupt you. You see, you are soapmaker, we now need soapmakers. But retrain you into someone else will take time and a lot of money to spend. Say, you decide to become a metalsmith, so no sooner than five years from now from you will make anything good, and how much ore will you spend during this time? Hpw many tools will break? Huh? It turns out that for Arol-Iton advantageous you should stay an experienced soapmaker than become useless metalsmith. Not to mention the military profession.
- How about a miner?
- Miner must be sturdy and strong, and you are, Likot, not like that.
- But if I will grow hard?
- Still need expirience. I don't see your hands calloused from picks, so ... see yourself. It's nice to be soapmaker, Likot. Soon everything will be smoothed, decorated, engraved and filled with statues and we'll live happily ever so look forward, it will be great. Tomorrow I'll give you a new robe and show where you can take a bath. OK?
- Fine.
- Well, that's nice. Come again, keep in touch.
Bidok walked you out and shut the door. Soon inside a woman's laughter and flirtatious tone sounded. Must be wife.

[AfellowDwarf]

Look at his records, see if miners are mentioned. We need to find these miners and systematicly murder them. Make the corpses look painfull; no one else is going to want to replace those people. Are those swords on the background? We could use those to kill people.

Edit:
Or, go about our bussiness for a bit then talk to the manager about the benefits of having everyone be a novice weaponsmith. Just let us make a bunch of copper picks -no quality needed- and we'll make him a weapon if we happen to go into a strange mood. Instead, a soapmaker such as us would be restricted to craftsdwarfship. Hold on, I think I thought of the grandest nestbox design yet. There's like, menacing spikes everywhere.

(And who knows, maybe there was metal for one less pick then he expected)

Edit2:
Since there is nobody here, we can just create or find a large barrel of alchohol and take a bath in it, without anyone noticing.

[CaptainLambcake]

try to meet other dwarves.  make friends with manager, he has power here.  get a pet, because it seems we are alone now, and will go insane from no friends.  i suggest pet bear. 

[AfellowDwarf]

try to meet other dwarves.  make friends with manager, he has power here.  get a pet, because it seems we are alone now, and will go insane from no friends.  i suggest pet bear.

Peak at his current actions and make a soap idol out of it later. As a gift.

I wonder if we can kidnap this guy with us when we leave. The goblin could teach us how to convert dwarves, right?

Edit: Also, I say the pet should be an egg layer. Like a cave crocodile.

[CaptainLambcake]

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